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Cosplay Crazy at Chicago Comic-Con
Tattoojoe3rd | 11:15 PM on 08.10.2009 9 comments


Thanks to every one who let me take pictures and I hope you all enjoy.























I hope You liked all of those awesome sports and a Pedobear. Quote-Kelly " I noticed that the Pedobear smelled like candy and children's tears." I thought I would share that one.

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Aborto's Ultimate Tag-Team Contest
Tattoojoe3rd | 10:14 AM on 07.30.2009 1 comments



So here is goes good sir in order to whore myself out for swag I noticed that you are also a Pokemon Fan so there in is my proposal Pokemon on the Menu. We have all played the Smash Bros. games so non of those instead some of the more bad ass characters like Dark rai or even a trainer like Brock or i know it sounds weird but Professer oak would be cool. Also some cartoon characters would be bad ass such as Samurai Jack in a fighting game would be dope. And last but not least good sir to take some of the old school comic strip charcters and place them in the mix characters like the Phantom, the Shadow, or even Dick Tracey. I would die if such dreams came true but alas they probably won't but to dream of the abilities thos characters would have. The super moves alone are enough to drive some one mad. Peace and Holla at me to let me know if I win.

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The Arcade Lives! (Lots of Pics)
Tattoojoe3rd | 7:47 PM on 07.20.2009 16 comments




So I realized something on Sunday this weekend, and that is, THAT arcades are still out there. It's just that you have to look really hard to find a good one that isn't just a shit load of ticket games and racers set up and way over priced. I made my first visit to a little place called Gameworks. For those of you who do not know Gameworks is a place where people can go to play old and new Arcade games. Best part is that after 9 it turns into adults only. But seeing as how I haven't even seen a proper arcade in close to a decade, you can imagine my amazement that I was actually able to play my old favorites for a reasonable price along with drinking a beer between rounds of Tekken 6, Metal Slug 5, and Marvel vs. Capcom 2. (Number of Beers Drank not equal to games played).

But back to the details of this place, the way it was set up was perfect because all the kid crap was in one area while all of the other games were grouped together. Some of the highlights of the trip which you can check out in all the awesome pictures I took. I swear I was a total tourist in there. But the Highlights include Rambo, House of the Dead 4 Special Edition, (which I heard was the only one in the states but I don't know how much I trust that) King of Fighters XII, Warzaid, Let's Go Jungle, Sangokushi Taisen, Tekken 6, Street Fighter IV, and Last But not least Tetsonoku Vs. Capcom. Altogether an awesome trip.

Quick review of said games is as follows. Rambo- A decent arcade shooter where the gun makes you feel like a true bad ass. You have to hold the butt of it close to your shoulder to actually increase accuracy. But the best part comes in the form of a RAMBO RAGE meter at the bottom of the screen, and when the meter fills you unleash RAMBO RAGE invincibility which also results in an extremely loud Rambo/Stalone yell that lasts the entire time in RAGE mode. House of the Dead 4 Special Edition- is the same as the regular first two levels of the game with a couple key differences. 1. You are seat belted into a fully automated chair like those 3D rollarcoaster ride games. 2. You share a health bar with your team member who is also along for the ride. 3. You are actually inside an inclosure made for the game with sliding doors that sound proof you from the noise outside. 4. There are air jets that blow on you at certain parts of the game for shock value as well as when you take Damage. Sangokushi Taisen which i did not play butwatched for what seemed like hoursthis is a straight import from Japan that uses cards as battle units like a mix of Yu-gi-oh and Kessen all in real time while you have the cards in front of you and you could even by a starter deck from the machine for about $1.50. As for the rest most I assume have played Street Fighter IV but the arcade game is Awesome as well. Tekken 6 was gourgous and the sheer amout of playable characters is amazing. King of Fighters XII was great looking I really liked the way they went with the art style on this version it was a great update to the series.

So with all that said I encourage anyone one coming into my neck of the woods AKA Chicago to check this place out if you are hungry for arcade goodness. And it's also pretty affordable. One last thing so the trolls and toads of you out there don't need to waste time. No I don't work there, but rather went there for a friends birthday and had a blast.

Now Chack out the PICS!











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16 Bit Zombie Chuck Taylor's Part 1(NVGR) PHOTOS YAYA
Tattoojoe3rd | 10:33 PM on 04.27.2009 10 comments


That's right new comish piece was for a friends wedding shoes these are the shoes the man will be wearing on his wedding day to his rockabilly & Monster themed wedding reception. This is not a joke him and his lady are just awesome that's all. Stay tuned for part 2 to see the other side this is the right shoe.




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Cover Bands that Rock?
Tattoojoe3rd | 8:41 PM on 04.17.2009 3 comments


Cover Bands, man there is nothing worse than meeting your friends at a bar only to find out from th door guy that you have to pay a 5 to 10 $ cover just because you are about to be forced to listen to some crappy cover band. Which is probably chuck full of a bunch of guys who haven't yet realized that highschool ended years ago. So here you having just dropped cash and now they're ruining your favorite Tom Petty song. Tell me we all haven't been in that postion once or twice. Left, having to decide if hanging out with your friends is more important than your ears being raped. At least with Kareoke having people destroy a song is funny, especially if they're drunk.

I wish I lived in a place where I could hear the cover bands that matter to me play live. I am talking of course of the ever awesome VIDEOGAME COVER BAND. There are so many awesome ones out there and you can usually find most of them with just a little homework. The Advantage, The NESkimos, The Mini Bosses, Powerglove, and Vomitron are only the beginning to name just a few. There are small groups popping up every where in the country. Just not the midwest yet, that i know of anyway.

But all these bands I have listed have a great fan following and all verge on metal and techno of course. Which is right up my alley, but for those of you with more sensitive ears worry not. Just check some of the awesome Chiptune composers out there. Bit Shifter, 8-bit Weapon, Dubmood, and Handheld offer a variety of awesome sauce music for the gamers inside all of us. Plus wth band names like all of these how can you not check them out.

So while looking some of these up if you're interested at all, please try first to buy what you can find these guys are pandering to us an they deserve or gamer cash. But if you can't find them to buy then by all means pirate them because your ears will thank you. Enjoy and let me know what you think.

PEACE , LOVE, AND 8-BITS
JOE




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The coolest hoodie I have ever made
Tattoojoe3rd | 9:38 AM on 04.16.2009 10 comments


I Megaman had sex with a hoodie and that hoodie had a child this would be that baby.















I know that you all want one but it would cost you a lot just because I'm not even done and I'm 40 hours into
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My name is Joe Degand III I work full time and on the side I tattoo and do custom art and embroidering. Not much else can be said except that I love retro games and will shout it on the top of any mountian. I am a gamer from my days in huggies and will be till I go the way of the PASSAGE. If you don't under stand that u suck it's a five minute game any way i am an artist with enough skill to tattoo people so i guess that is good. And I am a friend to any one who needs one as long as your not a dick. Retroforce Go for the win but they all already know I love them those cats rock. Much love to all if you like what you see hit me up with custom work at 8bitcustoms@gmail.com.

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