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Anti Kotaku COOL PRODUCTS 2 FOR ONE DEALS
Takizawa | 4:14 AM on 04.18.2009 20 comments


LISTEN DTOID WE GOTTA RISE AGAINST KOTAKU*
*MORE LIKE GAYTAKU

NON OF THE PRECEDING IS TRUE BUT A PROTEST

We are the offical Kotaku H8ters Clab, Now LISTEN OFFICAL DTOID THIS IS FROM SOME REALLY
REAL PEOPLE

Trust me dont I dont Lie

"Kotaku is a evil place"
Village elder

"Kotaku is a stupid gahy head"
young person

FREE VAIGRA
Now that I got your attention I will tell you why kotaku is a gross game* website
*MORE LIKE GROSS GAY
Now I got to kotaku and I look at the long list of people who work at
Managing Editor:
Brian Crecente
Email | AIM

Senior Editor:
Michael McWhertor
Email | AIM

Night Editor, Japan:
Brian Ashcraft
Email | AIM

Associate Editor, East Coast:
Michael Fahey
Email | AIM

Associate Editor, Oceania:
Luke Plunkett
Email | AIM

Associate Editor, Weekends:
Owen Good
Email | AIM

Podcast Producer:
Adam Barenblat
Email

Correspondent, San Francisco:
AJ Glasser
Email | AIM

DO YOU NOTICE SOMTHING
NO WOMEN
there sexist now to also add to this theory look at this

IF YOU EDIT KOTAKUS MAIN PAGE IN PAINT YOU GET THIS


=

I think Im going to be sick


http://www.viagra.com/

[b]www.asseenontv.com
go there to order fantastic products[/b]



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19 comments | showing # 1 to 19
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vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 04:55
vexed alex
Uhm...OK?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 05:52
MechaMonkey
And lo, a great evil did befall the nation of Destructoid. The shadow cast by this fell creature was long and dark, and much wailing and gnashing of teeth were heard in its wake. The creature's foul blogging left a putrid stench in the air long after its departure, and while it remained, only despair prevailed.


This actually might be the worst blog I have ever seen on Destructoid. If your mother saw this, she would not love you as much. This I guarantee. Trolls across the internet are currently questioning their very existence, because you have come as close as anyone ever has to being the biggest asshat ever to post any sort of text or image on the internet. Congratulations. Now leave forever.
Alanar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 05:54
Alanar
Wait... If you edit their page in Paint you get a map of the third dungeon from The Legend of Zelda? How nice of them!
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 05:58
MechaMonkey
Also, is this WiiSucks? If that's the case, keep it up.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 06:40
power-glove
Yeah, this seems a little harsh for Wiisucks but it does match the style. Yeah, it's Wiisucks. How you doin'?

Also, AJ Glasser is a woman for anyone who does not know. not that it matters anyways.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 06:43
RAB
did i just get laid?
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 07:32
Silverhertz
Actually thats the chinese symbol for all the elements. The Nazi symbol is the other way. Just adding to the fail.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 08:38
Jesus H Christ
So Kotaku are practitioners of Buddhism. Neat.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 09:25
JTHomeslice
This is the best blog.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 09:54
Kraid
Heut ist mein tag! Heut ist mein tag!?

!Fuck the waht
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 10:49
Vlambo
It's WiiSucks. He can't make accounts on Kotaku so he made this
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 11:01
njsykora
Swastika the wrong way round, possibly the greatest failure I've ever seen.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 11:54
Mushman
lol, wiisucks is back.

How ya doin? :)
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 12:01
Count Grishnack
Life's hard as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore.
Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 12:22
Arcanum
hey, i think i'm gonna go and check kotaku now.
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 12:47
Rider Chop
that was all kinds of amazing, my eyes have been opened.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 12:52
007
Woah... You've led me to finally see the light. I now know the truth.

Is this Wiisucks or Heretic? I can't decide?

GT: xDISTRATOx
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2009 12:54
eternalplayer2345
Never again crecente
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