Hi there! Back again with some important Destructoid Killzone 2 Clan news.
The clan was overflowing with requests and invites. We've got 64 members and quite a few waiting in line. To give everybody the chance to join in our escapades we decided to split the clan into two. I split the list in half in an unorthodox way. "One for you, one for me, one for you..." It looks like we've got two solid teams right now. And you know what the good thing about this whole split-up is? Indeed, the two Destructoid clans can battle against each other! Valor points included. I'm gonna write a recap after every battle so you'd better make sure your team wins! Oh the sweet bragging rights you'll have. I'm looking forward to that! And if we're not playing against each other, we can play with each other. So nothing changes on that front.
IMPORTANT STUFF

Check out the lists below.
Are you in ALPHA? Cool! You don't have to do anything. Sit back and relax.
Are you in BETA? Get out of my blog right now! You're on Y0j1mb0's team! Expect a Clan invite from him.

We're recruiting for new members again. Leave me a PM or comment on this blog. We'll get you in. That's also by the 'one for you, one for me' method.

This blog will remain the Clan headquarters. Battle Recaps, News, Updates, Invites and Requests. Everything can be found here.
Now on to the new teams:
Meet Destuctoid Alpha and Destructoid Beta.
Destructoid Name:
Click on the link to go to the Destructoid profile of your choice
PSN Name:
Click on the link to go to Killzone.com and view the Killzone 2 profile of choice with all the stats of the player.
First names are the Leader and the Officers. After that everyone is sorted by PSN name.
It makes you go directly to your profile without logging in. Save a lot of time and to be honest the Killzone.com takes it's sweet time to get you logged in. These links take away half of the pain. So feel free to copy your personal link and bookmark it.
I'll update the table once a week. Until I find a way to auto-update it.
Check the table.
You found your name? Cool dude. Welcome!
You didn't find your name? I'm sorry. Leave a comment and we'll get you in.
Clan invites can be found under "Communication"->"Messages"->"Clan". It then shows you have one (or more) new clan messages.
Any questions, requests or other things? Leave a comment, send me a PM or a message on PSN: JohanHin.
Thanks very much for your time. We will see you on the battlefield!
Clan BETA is going to beat the living SHIT out of clan ALPHA!!!
PREPARE FOR WAR BITCHES!!!!!
Agreed SilverDragon. I'll be sending out Beta Invites tonight.
But...
YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET SHOT IN THE POOPER!
ITS ON!!!!!11111 ALPHA for the win!
I beat RE5, so now it's back to KZ2 ownage :]
FEAR ME!!!!
...please?
ALPHA TEAM HAS FUCKED UP NOW.
NOW, ALPHA TEAM HAS FUCKED UP.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Booooooooooooooiiiiii!
But what if WE end up on ISA, Trev?! Do we afford no quarter to ourselves?!
Yes. As cigar chomping space marine badasses, we should probably shoot anyone trying to surrender regardless of which side their on. That just works much better from the Helghast side.
Really, any excuse to shoot someone that's going to hate it.
Fucking lackadaisical spell check clicking on my part. I'll just take this rage and self-loathing out on the other team.
Like Socom, except with more people.
we are awaiting your orders marshall Y0j1mb0
The Alphas and Betas remind me of Brave New World.
Now if only I can stabilize the internet connection at my house..
Helghan belongs to Alpha Team.
Also, I might be able to make some new badges for both sides, if none are already in the works.
I'm going to take NO prisoners, I don't care if I mortally wound you, I'm going to pistol whip the Beta bitches in the face when your sorry asses hit the floor.
Don't fear my ISA rifle, don't fear my Helghan pistol, don't even fear my Sabetour, fear my spawn grendade, the very object that will decimate any chance you wil ever have of winning, Beta.
So enjoy your last few humilation-free days, come friday night, I will bathe in your blood, Helghans.
Oh, and I'm on Takeshi's team? YES :)
im not good enough yet to help either team anyway.
@Fetusmilk
Take the original Clanlist in alphabetical order. Then do: one for Jimbo, one for me, one for Jimbo, one for me etc. from top to bottom en there you have it. Like I said, a bit unorthodox but it turned out pretty even.
Beta Calls dibs on exclusive rights to Rocket Launchers.
You gotta take it up with him, and the Jabberwocky.
ALPHA BETA
Run BETA Run!
:'(
No I don't have a gay crush one him.
OK, maybe a little.
Come on, I know one of the teams wants to recruit me :D...Right?
And Earthbounderness sure! I have to take a look whose turn it is to invite you.
If you look at the teams based on rank and let the rank be representative of the individual's skill, we have quite unbalanced teams. If you were to arrange everyone in order of rank, general at the top and private at the bottom, and then cut that list in half (one for you, one for Jimbo, etc.) theoretically we would have very well-balanced teams.
I know it's too late and you already put a lot of time into this. I just wanted to voice my opinion. You can't please everyone. I'm sure it will be fine once we get into a game.