Hi there! Back again with some important Destructoid Killzone 2 Clan news.
The clan was overflowing with requests and invites. We've got 64 members and quite a few waiting in line. To give everybody the chance to join in our escapades we decided to split the clan into two. I split the list in half in an unorthodox way. "One for you, one for me, one for you..." It looks like we've got two solid teams right now. And you know what the good thing about this whole split-up is? Indeed, the two Destructoid clans can battle against each other! Valor points included. I'm gonna write a recap after every battle so you'd better make sure your team wins! Oh the sweet bragging rights you'll have. I'm looking forward to that! And if we're not playing against each other, we can play with each other. So nothing changes on that front.
IMPORTANT STUFF
Check out the lists below.
Are you in ALPHA? Cool! You don't have to do anything. Sit back and relax.
Are you in BETA? Get out of my blog right now! You're on Y0j1mb0's team! Expect a Clan invite from him.
We're recruiting for new members again. Leave me a PM or comment on this blog. We'll get you in. That's also by the 'one for you, one for me' method.
This blog will remain the Clan headquarters. Battle Recaps, News, Updates, Invites and Requests. Everything can be found here.
Now on to the new teams:
Meet Destuctoid Alpha and Destructoid Beta.
Destructoid Name:
Click on the link to go to the Destructoid profile of your choice
PSN Name:
Click on the link to go to Killzone.com and view the Killzone 2 profile of choice with all the stats of the player.
First names are the Leader and the Officers. After that everyone is sorted by PSN name.
It makes you go directly to your profile without logging in. Save a lot of time and to be honest the Killzone.com takes it's sweet time to get you logged in. These links take away half of the pain. So feel free to copy your personal link and bookmark it.
I'll update the table once a week. Until I find a way to auto-update it.
Check the table.
You found your name? Cool dude. Welcome!
You didn't find your name? I'm sorry. Leave a comment and we'll get you in.
Clan invites can be found under "Communication"->"Messages"->"Clan". It then shows you have one (or more) new clan messages.
Any questions, requests or other things? Leave a comment, send me a PM or a message on PSN: JohanHin.
Thanks very much for your time. We will see you on the battlefield!
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Oh takeshi I'm not on your team? Muh haa haa haa...excellent...you're a dead man.
Sweet JESUS!!!!
Clan BETA is going to beat the living SHIT out of clan ALPHA!!!
PREPARE FOR WAR BITCHES!!!!!
Fear me, Beta dogs!
LMAO!!
Agreed SilverDragon. I'll be sending out Beta Invites tonight.
I like your style of thinking!
But...
YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET SHOT IN THE POOPER!
@ SilverDragon1979
ITS ON!!!!!11111 ALPHA for the win!
I beat RE5, so now it's back to KZ2 ownage :]
Alpha Team defend our Clan leader at all costs! VICTORY WILL BE OURS!
Alpha!? More like.....uh....pwned!! The Beta Boyz will be selling your bullet-ridden corpses to necrophiliacs muhwahahahaha!!
Hahaha keep this spirit going until Friday ladies. You're going to need it!
Perhaps you Beta bummers haven't seen my Kill Ratio?
FEAR ME!!!!
...please?
Yeah, but clan Alpha has Trev... fuck.
Oh pishaw. I just have lots of points from playing it like a crazy person to get that 1% trophy.
BETA TEAM BITCHES.
ALPHA TEAM HAS FUCKED UP NOW.
NOW, ALPHA TEAM HAS FUCKED UP.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Booooooooooooooiiiiii!
Stop the Dtoid on Dtoid violence!
Alpha team! Beta whores are gonna eat lead for sure.
Good job Trev, keep them in a state of uncertainty. But when the fight starts we're pulling out all the stops!
Give no quarter for the ISA dogs!
Oh and Pascuz, changed your name.
@Trev
But what if WE end up on ISA, Trev?! Do we afford no quarter to ourselves?!
Beta all the way!
@unangbangkay
Yes. As cigar chomping space marine badasses, we should probably shoot anyone trying to surrender regardless of which side their on. That just works much better from the Helghast side.
Really, any excuse to shoot someone that's going to hate it.
*they're
Fucking lackadaisical spell check clicking on my part. I'll just take this rage and self-loathing out on the other team.
We should have an all knifes/Pistols match.
Like Socom, except with more people.
GO BETAS GO!
we are awaiting your orders marshall Y0j1mb0
Great idea Takeshi.
The Alphas and Betas remind me of Brave New World.
Now if only I can stabilize the internet connection at my house..
that is fucking awesome! i need that damn bluray laser now! dam company i ordered it from said they had them but they didn't and put me on a waiting list. the fuckers!
Yeah... well I'm still pissed that I'll once again have to put up with Trev constantly killing me while he's a sabatoer.
You'll rue the day you shunned me to the Beta squad you damn Dutchman.
Yeah team Beta is TOTALLY overpowered... I guess I'll have to stop watching HBO while I play!
Helghan belongs to Alpha Team.
Also, I might be able to make some new badges for both sides, if none are already in the works.
The Helghast will belong to Beta Squad! We shall fight back and regain Helghan! GLORIOUS VICTORY!
Destructoid Alpha FTW.
Me and my fellow teamembers are going to fucking waste every person on the beta team, every last one.
I'm going to take NO prisoners, I don't care if I mortally wound you, I'm going to pistol whip the Beta bitches in the face when your sorry asses hit the floor.
Don't fear my ISA rifle, don't fear my Helghan pistol, don't even fear my Sabetour, fear my spawn grendade, the very object that will decimate any chance you wil ever have of winning, Beta.
So enjoy your last few humilation-free days, come friday night, I will bathe in your blood, Helghans.
Oh, and I'm on Takeshi's team? YES :)
how were people divided between the 2 teams? just wondering.
im not good enough yet to help either team anyway.
I love you guys!
@Fetusmilk
Take the original Clanlist in alphabetical order. Then do: one for Jimbo, one for me, one for Jimbo, one for me etc. from top to bottom en there you have it. Like I said, a bit unorthodox but it turned out pretty even.
this blog needs more of this
Ooooh shit! DarkTravesty, I'm glad you're on my team!
love that movie!
GO ALPHA!! GIVE NO GROUND TO THE BETA SCUM!! WE WILL KICK THEIR ASSES ALL THE WAY TO YOJIMBO'S PALACE!!
Let's not resort to being idiots , we're all one community, unless we are on the battlefield. Then it's: BODYCOUNT! SLAUGHTER THE ALPHA TEAM DOGS!
Haha, I knew this was going to work out so good!
I'd just like to say.
Beta Calls dibs on exclusive rights to Rocket Launchers.
All I know is, the other team BETA run when the ALPHA dogs show up.
You'd better check the Clan match details Dax ;) Or ask your team leader...
Takeshi: This was a call from God.
You gotta take it up with him, and the Jabberwocky.
I like that Shipero BETA. Look it looks like they're running away form us Alpha.
ALPHA BETA
Run BETA Run!
YOU SON OF A BITCH! You split me and Mush up.
:'(
No I don't have a gay crush one him.
OK, maybe a little.
Ooooh, we should totally change our name to The Gramercy Riffs, that's a bad-ass team name.
http://killzone.com/kz/mykillzone.psml?kz_user_id=EarthbounderNess
Come on, I know one of the teams wants to recruit me :D...Right?
The Fighting Mongooses, Shipero.
Shipero, I hope you were talking about The Warriors because this is horrible!
And Earthbounderness sure! I have to take a look whose turn it is to invite you.