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And Happy Birthday to yet another community member!!
Takeshi | 3:53 PM on 11.11.2008 38 comments


That's right! Today it's not only Samit's birthday, we celebrate another one.

You might know him. He models, makes game babies, has a brother and a loving fiancée

Indeed...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK OF NO TRADES!!!

To celebrate his birthday let's look at the man/boy/hick Jack of no Trades really is.

But before that, read this blog. One of the best stories on Dtoid.

Takeshi presents:

Hick of no Trades










I said he makes babies didn't I? Actually it's only one. Meet Jack Junior:

















He models too right? Indeed:
Only a really really small collection. Look at his blog and the frontpage to find more.








That's it. All there is to do now is wishing him a great day and many beautiful years ahead with Junior and the love of his life.

Take care buddy.


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Jack, send me your address if you want to receive a present.



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Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 16:49
Takeshi
p.p.s. I you don't want a present send me your address anyway. I want to rape you and steal your baby.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 16:50
Takeshi
p.p.p.s.
I = If
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 16:52
MrSadistic
So that's the guy I have been having internet relations with huh? Not too shabby. Happy Birthday you stupid son of a bitch.

u gay bro
shipero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 16:54
shipero
Oh, you wacky Dutch. With your baby theft and your non-consensual sodomy.

Also, happy birthday Jack.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 17:05
Takeshi
Oh Shipero, I wish I could change non-consensual in non-consequential. But no, even the Dutch don't go that far.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 17:09
garison
YAY I love birthdays!
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 17:13
CelicaCrazed
Happy Birthday!!
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 17:17
Mushman
Happy Birthday you goddamn lovable hick!!

Also, awwwwwwwwwwww at the baby pics.

Hope you have an awesome day meng! :D
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 17:19
RonBurgandy2010
Happy birthday Jack. I miss kicking your ass in COD4 :D
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 17:20
Takeshi
@Sadistic

On second thought I really hope you're having innernet innercourse with Senior instead of Junior. But with you, one can never be sure.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 17:28
MrSadistic
^________^
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 17:54
Maurice Tan
Happy birthday. Where the hell is he anyway?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 18:06
Takeshi
I was asking myself the same thing Pew. He's not on Google talk, not on Skype, not on PSN and certainly not on Dtoid. It looks like he's having a good time on his Birthday.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 18:09
MrSadistic
me and him do sexual texting on PSN, don't be jealous <3
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 18:11
Aaron Mxy Yost
Happy birthday Jack, wherever you are.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 18:25
Takeshi
After all we've done Sadistic, I can't be jealous.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 18:34
VWGTI
Happy Birthday, Jack! Get Resistance 2 already or I'll continue to harass you over the PSN.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 18:35
Geoff Henao
I didn't get a birthday blog. :(
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 18:40
Takeshi
@Video
Do you make game babies or have insane sexual sessions on PSN with me?

@VWGTI
Can't wait for it to get released over here Holland. The 28th... *sigh*
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 18:45
liam2015
Happy birthday jack!
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 18:49
VWGTI
@ Takeshi

Fuck yea, dude! I look forward to doing some co-op with you.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 18:53
Takeshi
@VWGTI
That mode alone sells the game for me. It is so fucking great! Not like any other co-op mode I've ever seen. Epic is the right word.

So Jack, get it NOW! Fingers crossed you got it for your birthday.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 19:03
Justice
Happy Birthday Jack!
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 19:09
VWGTI
Takeshi, we'll have to set up one night where we commit a couple of hours to Resistance 2. I'll go out on a limb and say that Yojimbo and Moosehole are down, so we'll just need to recruit more players and we could have a weekly co-op session where we consistently level and such. Maybe a Tuesday or Wednesday night. We'll see...
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 19:14
the GAMEGOBLIN
Happy birthday Jack, you lovable reformed troll you
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 19:17
Alexradl
Sexual texting? Do I want in on this? Happy birthday, Jack!!!

VWGTI:

Resistance 2 Coop night? I'm down. I have the Dtoid clan set up already with about 12 members.
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 19:42
Jesse Cortez
Happy Birthday Jack!

And OMG...baby pictures are SO CUTE! Press X to jump! <3
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 20:53
Takeshi
@Alexradl and VWGTI
Agreed. You guys sort it out. If I finally get the game I'll be all over it. Tuesday wednesday it's all good.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 21:10
Teta
Happy tit grabbing day!!!

WEEEE
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 21:15
MrSadistic
@Video

No one wished me a Happy Birthday either. The thought of the corpses of these pathetic jackasses being slowly lowered into the ground gives me plenty to be happy about. So yeah, I'm not really bitter about it, so whatever!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 21:31
Takeshi
@Sadistic

You try to be mysterious. So yeah, we don't know your birthday or your age... Never thought about that actually. You might be a 72 year old child molester! Like I said before. But with you, one can never be sure.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 22:29
MrSadistic
Yeah true. You never know who I am until you black out, wake up, and realize you're tied to a bed, ready to get raped.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 22:53
TheDreadHawk
Hooray for birthdays!

I can't wait for mine, personally. :P
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 22:58
wilbo
happpy birrrthday jaaaaack!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/11/2008 23:02
Clockwork
Woo! Happy Birthday!!
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2008 06:53
Y0j1mb0
Happy Birthday you drunk bastard.
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