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Snooki Saturday! [NVGR]
Jesse Cortez | 12:45 PM on 02.06.2010 34 comments


f you aren't aware of the wonder that is Jersey Shore, you should be. This show has it all, drunken parties, fights, and duck phones. But above all, this show has one of the greatest people on the face of the earth, the queen of the guidettes herself, Snooki.



In honor of the second season of Jersey Shore, which means a return of Snooki to our TV screens. To honor this occasion I present to you an offshoot of Tyra Tuesday...

SNOOKI SATURDAY!


Watch as she answers the duck phone!



Watch as she eats a pickle!



Watch as Snooki prepares for the red carpet!



Watch as she gives the weather forecast!


Snooki also has great words of wisdom for you all....

"When I woke up I was like what did I do last night? Like what did I do? I fucked up... story of my life."

"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."

"I hate guys. I’m turning lesbian. I swear."



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ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 12:50
ScottyG
She's so little!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 12:52
Kraid
200 000 years of evolution and it's like it was only yesterday.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 12:57
garison
"No Bumbit! All natural."

;)
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:00
Elsa
Her boobs just seem so totally out of proportion to her body... it just makes her look so weird.
I've never seen the show... but wow, I remember how bored and pissed off she looked during the VGA awards show.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:02
FalconReaper
Damn, that bitch is short !
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:12
Anonymouse
I've never even heard of this "Snooki".
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:15
Daxelman
Elsa's right, she really didn't look like she wanted to be at the VGAs.

Then again, who does? AmIright, or amiright?

Looks wise, I don't think she looks that bad. 3 outta 5.
Novakaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:33
Novakaine
I clicked this article hoping to see the .gif of the punch. I was disappointed.
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:33
ran24
I liked it better when everyone called her Snickers
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:37
Jesse Cortez
@Ran24

or Snookers, or Snooks, or SCHNICKERS
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:43
T-rav
I second Novakaine's words. I really can't stand Jersey Shore, but I'm not one for any reality show. They just make me frustrated. It can't be denied that they bring a lol or two every now and again, however.

lol snickers
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:43
timtheterrible
She is just a pair of breasts and a butt. There is no torso.
Anonymouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 13:50
Anonymouse
Silverback, that just made my day.
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:14
T-rav
Silverback delivered!
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:23
Uther
Agh, the win! Too much!
sylphx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 14:58
sylphx
man.... fuck guidos.
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 15:16
Gobun
Why would you do this lol?
Gobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 15:22
Gobun
This is amazing.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 15:30
fetusmilk
snookiecrisp.
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 16:21
theredpepperofdoom
HAHAHAHAHAHA
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 16:50
EternalDeathSlayer
That weather man could probably smack her in the face with his dick.

Which is probably what he wanted to do.
wedgewu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 18:02
wedgewu
Wait a sec - what's this about Tyra Tuesday? I want to know more
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 18:32
Artemus
That punch was so fucked. No one deserves that shit. Especially a lady. Or a Snooki.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2010 21:57
Darren Nakamura
You are part of the problem, Tactix.
JohnnyViral's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2010 02:58
JohnnyViral
TAAACTIIIIIX!!!
Guncannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2010 02:41
Guncannon
At I can be satisfied by the fact that in a year or less, this woman will be completely forgotten by the media and the Internet.
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