Tomopop Review: DC Comics Bishoujo Poison Ivy on tomopop

WTF is Destructoid? Read this first! Got news? email us

create an account | login

Home Buy & Sell Wii U PS Vita 360 PS3 Wii PC 3DS PSP Reviews Videos Blogs Forums Fight

Jesse Cortez's blog

RSS

Contact

About Me

edit

Myself:

I am a Ph. D. chemisty from the University of California, Berkeley and current West Coast Community Manager and Fight Manager. I have been playing videogames since as long as I can remember! My past favorite games include Secret of Mana, TMNT: Turtles in Time, the Resident Evil series (Jill is SUCH as master of unlocking), FFVII, Smash Bros Melee, and many others.

I've definitely gone through phases in my gaming "career". I used to LOVE fighting games in the time of Tekken Tag and Marvel vs Capcom II (my favorite fighting game), but now I find myself drawn to the more story driven games, and very recently, the music games....:)

But....fighting games are making a comeback! SFIV! MvC3! BlazBlue! Beware everyone, Tactix has put a quarter on the screen and is challenging you for battle!

Current games I'm playing:

Marvel vs Capcom 3
Dead Space 2
Find Mii (:P)

It was mere chance that brought me to Destructoid back in early 2007, and through it all I've stayed because of the great writing staff, a community that cares, and lots of new internet and IRL friends. Destructoid has changed my life. True story.

I'm also now the West Coast Community Manager who leads DtoidSF and helps coordinate Dtoid groups all over the world. So hit me up if you have any concerns about starting a new group, or where the group nearest to you is! :D

If you live in the SF Bay Area, check out the DtoidSanFrancisco C-blog and join the Google Group!

DtoidSanFrancisco

Check out the past installments of my DTOID COMMUNITY DISCUSSES! Series:

Part 1: DLC
Part 2: Achievements
Part 3: Gaming Journalism
Part 4: Next Next-Gen Consoles
Part 5: Retro Renaissance
Part 6: Games That Suck
Part 7: Educational Games
Part 8: Evolution of Gaming Music
Part 9: Gaming Merchandise
Part 10: Iconic Games
Part 11: DESTRUCTOID!
Part 12: GDC
Part 13: Videogame Movies
Part 14: Competitive Gaming
Part 15: Level Design
Part 16: Emulation and Game Modding
E3 Edition: Microsoft
E3 Edition: Nintendo
E3 Edition: Sony
Part 17: Triple A Titles
Part 18: Fighting Games
Part 19: Digital Distribution

Card courtesy of TheGHost

Rock Band tag courtesy of CutieHoney

Thanks guys!

Last but not least, Chad Concelmo and I are the same person. Go ahead and ask him. :P

Gamer Profile

edit

3DS friend code:
Steam:
Battle:
PSN:
Mii: 0680 0947 9731 1775
Gamertag: Tactixpimp

Following (48)

edit

Around the community:

Bloggers Wanted: Training

Your complete guide to Destructoid

I win Dtoid Secret Santa. The end.
Jesse Cortez \| 8:29 PM on 01.23.2010	33 comments

There have been many epic gifts presented to members of the community thanks to the Dtoid Secret Santa organized by Cataract. Its cool to see how generous we are to each other and just shows how Destructoid is unlike any other gaming community on the internet.

And while I would hate to make this a pissing contest about who got the best gift, I'm going to....because my gift is the greatest gift ever received.

EVER.

I was at work when my boss called and said there was a poster tube in his mailbox downstairs. I was surprised cause I hadn't ordered anything recently. I went down to check out what it was and who it was from, when I read a familiar name. Andy Butler. Gandysampras.

I was elated to find that he had drawn my name, since its no secret I think he is a very very adorable man. What could he possibly get me that would fit in a poster tube? A poster, perhaps?

And it is with great jubilation that I present to you, the greatest Dtoid secret santa gift in history.

Yes. That is Corican, Gandysampras, and Nobrein, in a very sexy picture taken just for ME. If we werent oceans apart, I would most definitely make sweet passionate love to all three of you, individually, or together....your choice.

This poster is now affixed on my ceiling, so you can be the first thing I see in the morning, and the last thing I see before I sleep.

THANK YOU SO MUCH to Gandy, Corican, Nobrein for posing so seductively, Halfleft for taking the picture, and Hollie for lending your room (and I'm so jealous of you for being there BTW).

MUCH LOVE! <3 <3 <3 <3

Attached photos:

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

Those who have fapped: jakcarver

Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

32 comments | showing # 1 to 32

Detry

3====D~~

Andy Butler

Samit Sarkar

WHY IS GANDY NOT TOPLESS?!

Electro Lemon

Chris Carter

Kryptinite

Yeah, Gandy pussed out and didn't get naked!

Technophile

Dtoider porn?

AWESOME.

Daxelman

...

Done.

Daniel Carneiro

<3 :)

Cataract

I think I can say that I win Secret Santa. You have no clue how happy it makes me to see everyone enjoying their gifts and spreading good cheer to other people.

Hope you'll sign up again next year!

Chad Concelmo

Is that a leaked pic from the new Twilight movie? :)

Elsa

Yeah... that is most definitely AWESOME!

Aaron Mxy Yost

This shit is hot.

GBreaux

I know what to get you as a gift now. :D

ace of knaves

Wow.

Corican

Glad you love it so much BFF!!

Wintersocks

Man candy.

Or should I say manGANDY?

phantomile

Do any of you know where I can find some sailors?
I'm looking for some sailors.
Do you know where sailors might hang out?

Jamie McGinn

So beautiful.... they should have sent a poet....

RonBurgandy2010

I never got my Secret Santa package.............

My dude got his, but I got nothing.

I'm still a little bitter about that.

Gyrael

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

joshhest

I'm just going to send a picture of my 3====D instead of getting Tactix any gifts from now on.

Danzflor

This HAS to be The Greatest Piece of Paper i've ever seen in my life, i'm SO jealous...

njsykora

Gandy puts out for anyone.

Artemus

@RonBurgandy2010
That really sucks. Not even coal? PM me your addy and shirt size, I'll talk to Santa and see what I can do. The forgetful basterd. =/

Cataract

@RonButtface20XX

Or you could just message me and tell me that. I'll get in touch with him.

Occams electric toothbrush

Well that picture is my new Easter Card.

CelicaCrazed

I fapped hard!

Darren Nakamura

Hahahahah ew hahah ew ew hah.

garison

I never got mine yet either. Or the one from last year.

I really really want a copy of that poster.

digtastik

hahahahahaha this really is amazing.

CrocBox

I came.

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

All editorial content, including blogs, comments, and forums written by our community, are protected by a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Destructoid aka ModernMethod is an independently-run company forged by our childhood love of video games and adulthood hatred mainstream video game press.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006