Review: Men in Black III on flixist

WTF is Destructoid? Read this first! Got news? email us

create an account | login

Home Buy & Sell Wii U PS Vita 360 PS3 Wii PC 3DS PSP Reviews Videos Blogs Forums Fight

TMillsap's blog

About Me

Gamer Profile

3DS friend code:
Steam:
Battle:
PSN: TMillsap
Mii:
Gamertag: TMillsap

Following ()

edit

Around the community:

Bloggers Wanted: Hype

Your complete guide to Destructoid

Resolutions: Yo' Don't Be A P*ssy!
TMillsap \| 1:09 AM on 12.29.2011	7 comments

Every year I come up with a metric f*ckton of resolutions that, lets be honest, never last that long. This year I'm going to stick to my guns with my 2012 resolution that I have properly titled...

Yo' Don't Be A P*ssy!

This applies to everything I have planned for this year:

I'm not gonna be a p*ssy and I'm gonna stick to all my resolutions like a motherf*cking boss.

From this day on out, no more soda pops. I tend to stay away from them most of the time but occasionally have one or two at dinner. No more. Shits bad for you.

I will continue to perform in the gym on a steady weekly schedule all year long. Until I am god status.

Save up enough money to go on a road trip as soon as I graduate.

I will please my girlfriend in all ways imaginable because lets be honest, if you're not a man that can take care of his girl, your'e a p*ssy. Read the title.

Now for the only video game related one. I'm gonna stop putting my games on easy mode and just take em on hard mode first time. No excuses.

There's my list of resolutions. It sounded longer in my head. Now that I have told you how I'm not gonna be a p*ssy, you guys should share too. Comments, bro.

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

Those who have fapped: Rhuno

Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

7 comments | showing # 1 to 7

Rhuno

Nice list; I like it! Always good to stay in shape and giving up soda is a good one too. I pretty much quit that cold turkey when I saw the guys on Mythbusters clean a car engine with Coke... though I do still partake in the joys of Captain n' Coke every now and again.

My resolution is to get out of debt completely! No credit card debt, no car payments and no more student loans. Because fuck Sallie Mae.

TMillsap

haha good plan there brother! Getting out of debt is a big thing. I personally don't have any debt but my parents have been following this strict routine for years and have so far gotten completely out of credit card debt and I believe paid off one of their cars in september. It's a good goal!

Elsa

Yeah, I'm drinking more water now and less pop or juice - having 2 diabetic parents will do that though! My chances for diabetes are pretty high, so I figure it's best to start making changes now.

nice list!

enigmaticmuffin

Take your games off easy mode? Something I could never do - I suck too much! But good list. Here's to you sticking to your resolutions :)

TMillsap

@Elsa
I used to drink a 2 liter of pop by myself a day. I may already have diabetes and not know it. Laying off the pop is one of the best things you can do in life. Like I said I don't drink it much but this year im cutting it out completely. Once you go for a good month without it, next time you take a drink it'll burn your tongue.

@enigmaticmuffin
haha man I am probably going to have a hell of a time with most of my games now. But I'll get em done. And thank you!

ScottyG

Not being a pussy should start at not censoring words like that.

TMillsap

Just don't want to offend anyone who doesn't like reading that stuff. Not being a pussy starts with respecting people.

Comment with Facebook

Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid

New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!

All editorial content, including blogs, comments, and forums written by our community, are protected by a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Destructoid aka ModernMethod is an independently-run company forged by our childhood love of video games and adulthood hatred mainstream video game press.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006