Every year I come up with a metric f*ckton of resolutions that, lets be honest, never last that long. This year I'm going to stick to my guns with my 2012 resolution that I have properly titled...

Yo' Don't Be A P*ssy!

This applies to everything I have planned for this year:

I'm not gonna be a p*ssy and I'm gonna stick to all my resolutions like a motherf*cking boss.

From this day on out, no more soda pops. I tend to stay away from them most of the time but occasionally have one or two at dinner. No more. Shits bad for you.

I will continue to perform in the gym on a steady weekly schedule all year long. Until I am god status.

Save up enough money to go on a road trip as soon as I graduate.

I will please my girlfriend in all ways imaginable because lets be honest, if you're not a man that can take care of his girl, your'e a p*ssy. Read the title.

Now for the only video game related one. I'm gonna stop putting my games on easy mode and just take em on hard mode first time. No excuses.

There's my list of resolutions. It sounded longer in my head. Now that I have told you how I'm not gonna be a p*ssy, you guys should share too. Comments, bro.