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GUITAR HERO SUCKS!
TMUNNYXXX | 12:36 AM on 01.13.2008 42 comments


I loving hate it,the whole series,1-3,FUCKING HORRIBLE GAMES!
and ive given them way to many chances to prove themselves
BUT THEY FAILLLLLL
To me there's nothing lamer then seeeing kids pushing colored buttons,in sync with what the timing on screen dictates,while lame ass generic uninspired footage of beefy meatheads,or some rail thin punk posing as the crowd waves ther fists in the air while top 40 songs play.
How fucking shit fucking gay i swear these games are the most boring depressing things ever to watch just people tapping ther fingers while completely unrewarding visuals as a testament to how much time they have wasted.When i see guitar hero and the popularity the series has gathered it makes me understand for the first time why people hate video games its fucking stupid.
GUITAR HERO TAKES NO SKILL ONLY BRUTE REPITION
an example i would say would be the first few times i played GH2 i was able to do medium songs fairly competantly after mimimal practice.Because i'd get a knack for the song and just muscle memory would take it from ther and if i was sad enough though that i played the game 8 hrs a day,i would easily be able to master expert songs soon enough which seems obvious.But if you take a game like say street fighter 2,halo,pokemon,or any other serious competitive game,games like this have a helluva lot more depth strategy,tactics,counter tactics,crazy ass mind games and all that junk which makes a game fun to watch
ANYONE WHO TAKES GUITAR HERO SERIOUSLY IS A FUCKTARD,
why are these kids playing these games and why are they so popular?
there's no compelling story,no depth to them, the only people i could see playing these games seriously are people with no skill to play real games and reep any rewards and they have way to much time on ther hands.I mean its not like ther even playing a game,the games playing them.
And just for the record i dont hate all rythm games with such a passion atleast ddr is funny to watch



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TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
Yep as iliterate and i incoherent as i may come off i still stand by my initial statement :P
Roflcopter Pilot's Destructoid Blog
Awesome. '_'
GrayFox's Destructoid Blog
I just got GH3 the other day and I like it. It is my first GH game and I always thought the series was retarded, but it is actually pretty fun to play along to kick ass songs. Yes, I'm playing it on a toy and tapping along to colored circles on a screen, but damn if it isn't fun.
Hao's Destructoid Blog
And you, good sir, are an idiot.
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
Grayfox I actually agree with this whole heartedly,Guitar hero can be fun,my only beef is its retarded popularity which is invertly proportionite to its shitness,its okay on the side to wind down and i like alottt of games,but the insane mainstream aproval it gets while quality games are relegated to bargain bins,and the fact that my younger brother and hordes of my peers view it as the greatest thing out and wont even look twice at say virtua fighter 5 just infuriates me to no end
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
By your definition, playing basketball, mastering a musical instrument and being a great archer takes no skill.
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
@ HAO
Im not an idiot i just fail @ punctuation my opinion dominates yours now submit to my psycho power
@ TUBATIC
all the examples you listed are viable careers and have actual real life benefits making you a respected member and contributor to society GH has none except making you look like a giant tool
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
hmm, kind of like blogging about GH3 without caring about punctuation or making sense.

I see what you did there. point taken.
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
I loving hate it,the whole series,1-Supernova 2
and ive given them way to many chances to prove themselves
BUT THEY FAILLLLLL
To me there's nothing lamer then seeeing kids pushing colored buttons with their feet,in sync with what the timing on screen dictates,while lame ass generic uninspired footage of crazy asains,or some rail thin punk posing as the screen flashes while top 40 songs play.
How fucking shit fucking gay i swear these games are the most boring depressing things ever to watch just people tapping ther feet while completely unrewarding visuals as a testament to how much time they have wasted.When i see dance dance revolution and the popularity the series has gathered it makes me understand for the first time why people hate video games its fucking stupid.
DDR TAKES NO SKILL ONLY BRUTE REPITION
an example i would say would be the first few times i played DDR i was able to do medium songs fairly competantly after mimimal practice.Because i'd get a knack for the song and just muscle memory would take it from ther and if i was sad enough though that i played the game 8 hrs a day,i would easily be able to master expert songs soon enough which seems obvious.But if you take a game like say street fighter 2,halo,pokemon,or any other serious competitive game,games like this have a helluva lot more depth strategy,tactics,counter tactics,crazy ass mind games and all that junk which makes a game fun to watch
ANYONE WHO TAKES DDR SERIOUSLY IS A FUCKTARD,
why are these kids playing these games and why are they so popular?
there's no compelling story,no depth to them, the only people i could see playing these games seriously are people with no skill to play real games and reep any rewards and they have way to much time on ther hands.I mean its not like ther even playing a game,the games playing them.
And just for the record i dont hate all rythm games with such a passion atleast guitar hero is funny to watch

lol wut.
GaveUpTomorrow's Destructoid Blog
Yea, its the people playing guitar hero that have too much time on their hands, and yet you do nothing but play games all day...I see something funny there...complaining about gamers enjoying a a certain game. Saying these people have too much time on their hands...yet according to your profile, you do nothing but play games all day? You seem like you contribute a TON to society ;)...way more than guitar hero players. Quit complaining about it...you did play it 8 hours a day, which makes you just as much of a tool, and more of a serious player than 99% of the guitar hero players I know...not to mention you've played all three games. If guitar hero players are part of this problem that you talk about, then you're part of the problem yourself. Wake up and follow your own words there pal...because actions speak louder than words.
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
Yep i dedicate pretty much all my time to games,and contribute nothing to the outside world except @ the arcades,but atleast the games i play arnt stupid,Yep i played GH 1-3 cause i like to give all games a chance if i hadnt i wouldnt think fit to write up a blog hating on them all,But i have never paid a cent to,and am thus not supporting the series in anyway BLAH!
frozenbabylon's Destructoid Blog
Tubatic wins.
bottled dark's Destructoid Blog
it's all taste, and i know this is an opinion thing, but personally i love the guitar hero series, and do believe it takes a lot of skill.
but at it's core, it's still just a rhythm game.

do you like the drums in rock band?
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
Yep but guitar hero series still sucks
Clockwork's Destructoid Blog
What the fuck happened to the C-Blogs these past couple weeks. I say GOD DAMN!
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
Drums in rockband are ace,because the banging of them actually relates to real life percussion and ive had drummer friends comment that it's actaully a quality teaching tool atleast for the basics so i fully support that rockband ftw
007's Destructoid Blog
"BRUTE REPITION"

Hmm... seems a lot like... SECKZ?!

also, it's repetition. Repition isn't even a word.
Spartacus's Destructoid Blog
I suppose I've wasted years of my life learning the clarinet, then. All I do is tap my fingers and blow in it and all that happens is that sounds come out.

NEVER BLOG AGAIN PLEASE
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
So a game needs to have some kind of story or amazing visuals for you to like it? Then I suppose you wouldn't be caught dead playing an old game like Super Mario Bros. 3 then?

Seriously, your entire arguement is total bullshit. It's a fun game that requires skill. I suck at it and still enjoy it. The music is generally good and the game is easy to pick up and play but hard to master. I see nothing wrong with that.

I shouldn't even comment, but I'm getting sick and tired of people coming in here and filling the cblogs with incompetent bullshit like this. How fucking old are you? ZOMG, 19? Have you never learned how to write a paragraph?

Oh, and it's probably not a good idea to call everyone who likes GH a "FUCKTARD" in your first blog. Way to endear yourself to us.

And I bet you wonder why you don't have any friends.
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
@EternalDeathSlayer Ranked Whiteboy
smb 3 is my 2nd fav game of all time,visuals dont mean shit to me,,unless ther lazy and uninspired like meaty rockstar sterotypes stomping the stage,i prefer pixels to polygons and SNES is mt favorite console so dont treat me like some idiot halo head with no respect for the classics,i survived the console wars and it shld be obvious i suck @ the speech and paragrafs,and no i dont care or wonder why i have no friends on this community cause fuck it thats not something id lose sleep over :P
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
@frozenbabylon
you go do that :)
ajaxender's Destructoid Blog
I would say something, but eternaldeathslayer said pretty much everything. I guess ill add 'Opinions do not equal facts'. I thought everyone on dtoid knew that, but it seems not.
Ub3rSlug's Destructoid Blog
Rock On, Whiteboy.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
@ TMUNNYXXX: I meant real life friends, you moron. Just STFUAPG. Or better yet, just GTFO.

You're not 19, no fucking way. I bet you're 12 years old and suck at GH therefore have some kind of agenda against it. What happened? All your "friends" good at the game and leaving you out of all the fun?

Suck it up and practice, bitch. Or just die in a fire.
frozenbabylon's Destructoid Blog
This new and improved Whiteboy is pretty badass. I'm digging it.
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
@EternalDeathSlayer Ranked Whiteboy
OK YOU RANDOM INTERNET PERSON I DONT SEE HOW YOU CAN DEEM FIT TO MAKE COMPLETELY INACURATE ASUMPTIONS ON THE STATE OF MY SOCIAL LIFE.
IM GOOD AT GUITAR HERO FOR THE PETTY AMOUNT OF TIME I PUT INTO IT,THEN I REALISED THAT IT PLAIN SUCKED AND WAS WORTH NO FURTHER DEDICATION SO I PUT IT DOWN FOREVVVVVERRRR
AND PICKED BACK UP THE ARCADE STICK MISSING IT MORE THEN EVER
AND I AM WHAT I SAY I AM EVEN IF I'M ILLITERATE AS BLANKA
I AM A REAL LIFE 19 YO DOOD.
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
The mere fact that you're defending yourself from my flames tells me you're either A) lying, or B)a loser.

Even I didn't fail this hard when I was new. Go back to the arcades.
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
YOUR LOGIC SUCKS
I DEFEND MYSELF THERFORE YOUR STILL RIGHT
I WILL GO BACK TO THE ARCADES
MAYBE THE WORLDS NOT READDY FOR THIS
frozenbabylon's Destructoid Blog
Ready for what? The massive amount of fail that you unleash upon it?
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
@ TMUNNYXXX: YOUR LOGIC SUCKS
EternalDeathSlayer's Destructoid Blog
OK, I've commented too much on this blog, sorry for feeding the trolls guys. We should stop, like now. Somebody delete this blog, please.
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
@ FROZEN BABYLON
no for my fair and balanced opinion and remarkable insight

@ EternalDeathSlayer Ranked Whiteboy
You dont back anything you say up and just fail
call me a troll or whatever you want you stupid internet weirdo i actually play the games and have passion games are my life your just some guy some schmuck world wide web with an ego to feed im gonna go play life force now
frozenbabylon's Destructoid Blog
Now you just sound like Fox News.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Whiteboy: Um, you remember you were like this before, right? Tmunnyxxx and EDS, no more bitching from either of you otherwise I take Cblogging privileges away. This isn't kindergarten.

And no, no deletion. Sure, it's not the greatest, but it's not falling under my new rule. Tmunnyxxx, next time, I ask that you put some effort into your writing. The level of your writing reflects upon yourself and it's screaming fail right now. If you don't care, others do and we don't like to go through the bullshit to find good C-Blogs. Next time, write as if you're writing for a class in school.
TMUNNYXXX's Destructoid Blog
Apologies to the admin my next blog will be of greater substance and you can take that to the bank.I just hate elitist pricks
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Heh, someone just posted a blog about elitism within the gaming community :P
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Destructoid Blog
Also, please fix your avatar as it's too long.
Variable Gear's Destructoid Blog
Surprise! Some games take practice. In fact, some of the best games do. Somehow these games are still popular and fun. I don't know how it is possible either.


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im 19 yrs of age from Melbourne, Australia been playing games since i was 4. I have a.d.d which limits my atention so my favorite types of games are ones which are easy to learn and hard to master(fighters,platformers,adventure games,puzzle games etc) and i have literally no patience for slow paced story driven rpg's and such FPS"s are stupid.Consoles i own are nes,snes,64,master system,megadrive,playstation,ps2,gamecube,wii,xbox,xbox 360,game gear,gameboy all variations,and DS.
i'm starting a course in game design next year its the only thing i could really see myself doing apart of playing games all day which i do currently.

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