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10:09 AM on 04.01.2011  

EUFNF March 32nd - Community Edition

Holy Crap, I haven't done this in quite some time. I sure hope I'm not too much out of shape.
So, EUFNF is a thing that happens every Friday. People from all over Europe or indeed anywhere join up in order to shoot, punch and do other stuff to each other in order for their personal amusement. There are games played on every major platform (including the brand-new 3DS) and some people have terrible accents that will make your ears bleed.

So these are the games for tonight:

Platform: PC/Mac, Steam.
Game: Whatever you can get people to play. Steamtoid is a fun hangout.
Join the Steam group chat to find us!
Time: Anytime. All of the time.



Platform: 3DS
Game: Super Street Fighter 4 3D
Gamers: Subenu (3523-2055-2417)
Time: 20.00 CET | 19.00 GMT | 14.00 EST



Platform: Playstation 3
Game: Red Dead Redemption (Vanilla)
Gamers: Ramalhera, jjMccallum, juani-arg, aurain, Foolishbean69
Time: 21.00 CET | 20.00 GMT | 15.00 EST



Platform: Playstation 3
Game: Socom beta
Gamers: Foolishbean69
Time: 21.00 CET | 20.00 GMT | 15.00 EST



Platform: Xbox 360
Games: Halo Reach, BF1943, L4D, Rapelay 2, ODST, Halo Wars. Basically, TBA.
Gamers: Tarvu (The Kinky Ninja), The Guy with the Hat, Subenu, Death by Lumber
Time: 21.00 CET | 20.00 GMT | 15.00 EST   read


2:02 PM on 03.08.2011  

100 Hours of Civilization 5: A conclusion of sorts

Civilization has been one of those series that never left my side since I first started playing them. I think I was 12 when I started playing the second one, with its somewhat simplistic graphics and unbalanced gameplay. It was terribly hard to get into at first: Mechanisms seemed complex and mystifying, but the appeal of leading your own civilization through time was so great, that I was able to surpass those starting problems.


That's what Civ 2 looked like, back in the day. Simple, but very easy on your CPU/GPU, unlike the newer ones...

Many years later, I got my first hours on Civilization 5 as part of a review I had to write on it for the newspaper I do my reviews for. I was quite skeptical in my review back then, stating that I was worried that the simplified mechanics led to an overly superficial gameplay experience. I wrote that review after 25 hours of gameplay, but I was not sure, if I my impression of it, as mixed as it was, actually holds true after more time. So, what are my conclusions after 100 hours of gameplay?

First of all, yes, mechanics have been trimmed down quite a bit, in order to make the game accessible. Of course, that is not a bad thing at all. Does it really reduce my enjoyment of the game? Not really. Or rather, not anymore. One thing I had to get used to is, that I need to set up a higher difficulty for the game, to find it as entertaining as I found the fourth game. The AI in the game isn't really the brightest up until Prince difficulty. If it came to a war, I had absolutely no problem defeating three different opponents at the same time and getting huge deals out of those following peace treaties. That was way too unchallenging, and made Dominance Victories too easy to achieve.

Alternative victories are way more interesting in that perspective. While a cultural victory is just a grind-fest, political victories are the most interesting and hard to achieve ones of the bunch. Countless options and the new DLC help a lot to keep the motivation high, and there are mods, conveniently placed into a separate mode. It's no stretch for me to assume that I am going to arrive at 200 hours playtime too. All in all, I am surprised how well the game keeps up, even after those difficulties at the beginning.   read


9:48 AM on 03.05.2011  

My Experience as a Videogame Reviewer, Month 6

You know, it's somewhat unsettling and surprising to me that after six months, I'm still doing this job. Writing a videogame review week after week after week, just like any other daily routine I have. If I had a time machine and could tell my former self that I would be doing this while being a student, I'd slap myself in the face. The sheer thought that there are some crazy people, willing to pay me for writing down my opinion of a game for a newspaper is nothing short of mind-boggling. Yet, here I am, writing a blog about my experiences of the sixth month into this.

In my last blog, the descriptions of the review processes were shorter than before, and some requested having a more in-depth view into the review processes themselves. That wish shall be granted, but I want to open another topic first. This time, I want to briefly talk about social media and how important they are, if you want to get into the 'writing stuff about videogames'-business. I don't know about your stance on social media, but one thing is for certain: Facebook and Twitter are helping to bring down regimes in North Africa and the Middle East. Meaning, they can also be of great help, when it comes to promoting your stuff.

First rule of thumb here: promote everything you write everywhere where it makes sense. It's also important to be consistent about it, since some of your followers will only react to stuff you put on these platforms. Twitter is great, because it makes promoting stuff quite easy. Facebook on the other hand is a bit more complex: If you have connections to certain local stores that have their own Facebook page, ask for permission to share links on their walls. Are you member of a local or national gaming group? Do the same there. It helps your popularity and you are almost certain to get feedback. If you don't get feedback immediately, you can always ask for some constructive criticism. I have yet to check out Tumblr, so if anyone has experiences of that, feel free to share!

Alright, I think that is enough about that. Down to the reviews. Remember, I always include the links to the original reviews. If you want to read them, rune them through Google Translator or something similar, you'll get the gist of it. Feel free to tweet and like them too!

Monday Night Combat (Steam)



This review has been a long time in the making. I initially started playing the Beta right away, since I really liked the game on Xbox Live Arcade. Back then, it came out mere weeks before I started doing reviews regularly, so I couldn't use it in the first go. Fortunately enough this version came around. After initially mixed impressions of the Beta, which was kind of a mess, I waited until the game was released (after being pushed back twice).

Reviewing a multiplayer online game is always different, since your experience depends on other people participating. In a worst case scenario, you'll have problems to connect to any games or find good parties for co-op stuff. After having wrestled down initial connection problems, however, I was able to enjoy myself. The review benefited from me being able to draw comparisons to the Xbox Live arcade version, which always is a plus. I did spend around ten hours with the game before actually writing the review. It was then that I felt having narrowed down all the small differences and felt like being able to write something cohesive about it. All in all, the piece is fairly standard in it's writing, but effective and informative.

Speaking of reviews that have been a long time in the making, the week later, I published my review of:

DC Universe Online



I got that one on launch day and decided to play the whole free month that comes with buying the game in order to review it. After initially positive impressions and playing it regularly for about a week, I found out that I had huge problems with this game. Those huge problems led to one of my very best reviews I have written so far!

The thing is, I played the game for a week, and then didn't play it for two weeks. Not because of time schedule problems or anything like that, no. It was simply because it was not a whole lot of fun. It took me quite some time, to figure out why that is, but it was when I talked to Aurain, what the problems were that I had with this game: It reduces Superheroes (and heroine) down to the bare minimum. Which in this case would be, punching (among other things) Supervillains (and vice versa of course). By doing that, the whole point of superheroes having alter egos, daily lives, personal problems, you know, the interesting stuff, is just left outside. Heck, if I make a superhero, I want to have my personal equivalent to the Batcave!

This resulted in a fairly long paragraph of me describing why the game already fails in its concept because it can't get the essence of comic book heroes right. I got a lot of feedback about this review, and that makes me quite happy.

Dead Space 2



One of the first big games this year, Dead Space 2 certainly was different from the stuff I did in February up to that point: I only had a week with the game before writing the review and it had both a Single- and Multiplayer experience.

My biggest problem during this review was to determine how far I should judge the game on it's 'Horror'-premise. While playing the game, I was thinking to myself that it is a quite effective shooter, and that is actually what I went with in the end. Nice shooting, some ineffective horror elements and way too much splatter. It actually came to the point where I thought it was quite tasteless, and that element also found it's way into the review itself. It was more dominant in the first version than in the final one though. After several corrections, I told myself it was not that much of a problem to me, so I toned it down. Still, I wanted to include some ambiguity in face of the violence, hence the challenging title of the review (roughly translated: 'Overly violent?').

Mass effect 2 (PS3)



I was actually quite thankful to Bioware for releasing a port of Mass Effect 2 for the PS3. This is mostly due to the fact that it is my favorite game of 2010 and reviewing it was quite a lot of fun. I rushed through the game, since I had completed it already twice before, once on the highest difficulty. It was a breeze, I didn't notice any real big differences and could thus concentrate on the narrative and the like.

The review wasn't as positive as I suspected it would turn out. Having played the game so many times, I could narrow down some problems with it, that I would not have been able to if I had played it only once. The judgment of your moral choices by game is stupid, for the lack of a better word and the game has some lengths. I was happy about being able to point out some of these because else, the review would have been way too positive and unbalanced in a way.

Alright, that's it for February. I hope you liked it! If you have any comment or question, write them in the comment section. Remember, you can find me on Twitter (@Subenu), so feel free to add me there!   read


5:43 AM on 02.19.2011  

Groundhog Day: No More Heroes (slightly NSFW!)

'No More Heroes' is definitely my Groundhog Day game. There are many reasons for me returning again and again to this game since it was released in Europe in March 2008. Considering that I've already written some blog-posts about this game, I will reduce some paragraphs in order to keep this readable and maybe even interesting.

The main reason why I love this game so much is that it's just fun to play. While the fight-system itself may involve quite a lot of button mashing, the finishing moves are fun to pull off and feel really satisfying thanks to the motion gestures. Yes, this actually is one of the few games where I think the motion gestures make it a bit more entertaining and fun. Enemies who explode into fountains of money improve that enjoyment too. Unfortunately, the European version is censored, so no blood for us. I still hope that the HD version of the game will be uncensored...


As I keep saying, the Characters are very... uhm... interesting!


The graphics are also a very important factor. Not because there are a whole lot of interesting effects going on (there aren't) or because there are a lot of polygons pushed by the powerhouse that is the Wii (which it most definitely isn't). Heck, even the textures look like something the Dreamcast could have pulled off. No, what I'm talking about is the Art Style. Cel-Shading has become a staple of the industry since games like Fear Effect or Wind Waker, and this game constantly reminds me why: It's simplistic, yet nice to watch, while it is not too demanding in processor power. The game could look crisper, but again my hopes lie with the HD version coming out sometime soon. In the end, the unique art style makes this game instantly recognizable.


This is artwork from the Hopper's Edition of the HD-version of the Game.

The music is unique, and I downright fell in love with some tracks. Especially the one playing while fighting Henry at the very end is really memorable. Sound-design overall is pretty solid and some voice actors are brilliant. Especially Travis manages to come across as somebody most 'gamers' can identify with.

But these are not really the reasons why I love this game or why I replay it at least once a year. I love this game, because it makes me THINK. Yeah, you read right: A game that makes me think... about what exactly?

There are some very obvious choices here, since the game is, at some level, about designing games. The whole thing is more or less criticizing the way how the videogame industry partially drives itself into death. It copies videogame concepts, throws them at you and gives you an opportunity to think about them. This is of course a theme that is very dominant in the sequel, but I'll talk about that another time.

Videogame concepts are not the only concepts that are present here. I already wrote a long piece about how No More Heroes also discusses certain gender constructions. The characters are actually the main factor for pulling me back into the game: They are, in themselves, concepts that hit their auto-destruct button during their introduction scene. Prime example? Bad Girl looks like a very stereotypical, idealized woman and sex-object, but behaves in very male, if not disgusting ways that are based on the very perversion of the concept. To a certain extend, all the characters in the No More Heroes universe are based on that very basic concept. It is just plain fun, to see how they give the counterconcept to the players perception.

To keep this from becoming way too long, I should stop here.
Tl;dr I love No More Heroes, and to most people this shouldn't be news.   read


10:53 AM on 02.10.2011  

No more heroes, indeed!

This is probably not news to anybody anymore, but Activision actually decided to finish off its Hero-franchises. No more Guitar Hero, no more DJ Hero, and my guess is no more Band Hero too, because frankly, who bought that? So, here I give you some personal thoughts about the whole thing:

To be very honest here, it does not hit me as a real surprise that major parts of the music game genre are gone now, with some minor exceptions. The reasons for that are numerous, but my guess is the decline in sale figures is one thing. Oversaturation of the market? Definitely another reason.

The interesting question to ask now is: What did we (the industry) learn?
Well, the best response to that is: To not milk a franchise until it is dead.
How do we do that?
By not producing several titles in the franchise per year!

See, there is something perplexing about this whole situation: Activision sees that the whole Hero-Series died, because they oversaturated the market. And I can see the business logic behind releasing a new game in the franchise every year, since doing that turned out to be more profitable for them then just releasing DLC. Sale figures were high for all platforms and everyone loved it. On the other hand, the 'Jekyll' part of Activision, Blizzard, does the exact opposite, or at least for the most part: They take some time to release new games in their franchises. StarCraft 2 and Diablo 3 came and come out many years later than their predecessors. They sell well and are actually able to keep up quality or at least a certain amount of innovation.

How does Activision react? By releasing more Call of Duty Games! Unfortunately, consumers will most likely support this kind of action, because let's be honest: Those are the same people that bought the Medal of Honor reboot and are going to buy the numerous Resident Evil games that Capcom will bring out in order to raise their profit.

The sad and exceedingly funny part is, that we then turn our head to a game like Enslaved or your favorite underselling Wii-title du jour and whine about how those games get ignored. There is an easy solution to the whole situation. It's the thing we did to bring Guitar Hero and Rock Band down (two things we should at least partially rejoice about!) and would be able to stop the onslaught of military shooters and shovel ware:

We stopped buying them.   read


8:19 AM on 01.29.2011  

My Experience as a videogame reviewer, Month 5: Getting in touch!

It's already the fifth month in my videogame-reviewing career, and things aren't exactly slowing down. Sure, the review process takes less and less time, mostly because I'm now able to write a pretty nice review in about 20 minutes (excluding corrections etc.), but there is a new layer of the job that has become more important now and it mostly consists of writing mails and getting in touch with developers and publishers.

One problem about starting to do videogame reviews is, that in the beginning, you will have to pay for the games yourself, which significantly reduces the amount of money you earn from your review, so you will have to sell most of you purchases afterwards, in order to break even. This means of course that you will also love to review downloadable titles, since they aren't so demanding when it comes to the budget. Those titles are usually smaller and easier to review, which is why I liked to review them in the past few months, and also in this month. So, after a while, you start thinking: 'Gee, I really want to get some free review copies!'. Well, here is how you can do it!

I have to mention that up until last month, my reviews weren't available online. This basically meant, that my editor in chef had to make the contacts and that publisher would want hard copies of the review. Since they are now available online, I invested the last few weeks into contacting various developers. I don't want to go into the details, but I have none the less some interesting tips.

First of all, what your e-mail address looks like is really important. I'm sorry, but [email protected] just isn't going to cut it when you wanna contact a publisher. It doesn't have to be too fancy, most publishers react already to a gmail.com address with you full name in front. It has a certain feel of professionalism to it.

Second rule of thumb: Be polite! Really, this is totally basic stuff, but I mention it anyway: Say Hello, tell them who you are, tell them who you work for and what you want from them. You deal with people, not machines! Getting on to the media list is normally a good start. Say please. Write an extra answer just in order to say thanks. It's the little things...

Well, enough of that, on to the reviews. I will mention more tips in future blogs though!


Mushihimesama Bug Panic

I sure love Cave-games, and this one is no exception. I spend a lot of time with it before reviewing it, and I can safely say that it is one of their best efforts for the past few years. The first exclusive iPhone game from them, it's an interesting mixture of shmup and exploration game. It got a very positive review.


Back to the Future: Episode 1

Somewhat of a reserve review, I really enjoyed the game and it was quite fun to review. It also got quite some reactions, which is unusual, because I normally don't get that much feedback. Seems that Back to the Future as a franchise really draws a lot of attention.


Zeit 2

This was somewhat of an urgency review. I was lacking any kind of game I could review so I picked this one. Pretty much tore the game apart for being boring, repetitive and bringing nothing new to the table. And now, traveling back in time is not a new mechanic. Graphical design is terrible and the music is bland. In my opinion, the game just simply wasn't worth it, and by this it became an easy game to review. Pretty much the definition of a mediocre game. Yet, I was very surprised by the more positive reviews of the game. None the less, I stood by my own opinion and did not change the review.

Ghost Trick

It was quite stressful to complete this game under time pressure, but I still had a lot of fun and was able to quickly write a very positive review about this one. I would have had more time if another game came out in that week, but unfortunately, January up to that point was lacking big releases. That of course means that smaller releases get more attention, which in this case, is a great thing.

Well, that's pretty much it for this month. I'm open to comments of any kind and I can be found on Twitter (@Subenu).   read


9:35 AM on 01.07.2011  

The Bilingual Blog, Introduction: Why the heck two languages?

Okay, here a little intro: I will try to make a blog-series here on Destructoid in two languages. The first part will be in German, and right after that, I will give you the English translation. Why would I do that? Partly because some of my Readership is German and the other half is English. Instead of creating specific content for those two groups, I want to create a blog that appeals to both of them. Well here we go:

German part:

Die Frage mit der ich beginnen möchte ist eine ziemlich einfache: Wieso sollte ein Blogger einfach hin gehen und seine Blogs in zwei verschiedenen Sprachen direkt hintereinander schaffen? Die offensichtliche, und wahrscheinlich auch einfachste, Antwort wäre, dass der oder die BloggerIn damit ein größeres Publikum erreichen kann. Um ehrlich zu sein ist das sogar ein ziemlich guter Grund und eine äußerst effektive Motivation.

Sehen wir doch einmal der Wahrheit ins Gesicht: Eine Mehrzahl der Videospielrelevanten Seiten sind Englischsprachig. Das ist natürlich nur logisch, da insgesamt ein Grossteil der Industrie entweder Englisch oder Japanisch spricht. Europa hat stets eine eher untergestellte Rolle gespielt. Somit verwundert es nicht, dass Destructoid selbst... nun, sehr Amerikanisch ist. Das hat seine Vorteile, denn der Amerikanische Online-Markt ist sicherlich ein dynamischer und attraktiver als der Europäische, der leider nur langsam ins Rollen kommt.

Es gibt jedoch noch einen anderen, eher ideologischen Grund: Das Internet ist in seiner Natur bereits mehrsprachig, da es international ist. Es würde also, aus dieser Perspektive zumindest, wenig Sinn machen, Internetseiten nur auf Englisch (oder in einer anderen Sprache) zu schreiben. Bilinguale Blogs und Artikel würden in dieser Hinsicht eine großartige Gelegenheit bieten, um Kontakte zu anderen Sprachen auf zu bauen und eventuell sogar den Anreiz schaffen, um eine neue Sprache zu lernen.

Auch thematisch bieten sich einige interessante Möglichkeiten: Gewisse Themen die in einem Land sehr wichtig sind, wie jetzt in Deutschland beispielsweise die Zensur-Landschaft, werden zwar auf nationaler Ebene stark behandelt, werden von Englischsprachigen Seiten nur selten aufgegriffen. Zudem ergeben sich durch die Sprachbarriere oftmals Verständnisprobleme die durch mangelhaft Übersetzungen entstehen. Missverständnisse sind dort vorprogrammiert, und deshalb bietet hier vor allem ein Bilingualer Blog zahlreiche Möglichkeiten.

So, das wäre alles im Moment. Fragen, Anregungen und Bemerkungen bitte als Kommentar hinterlassen.

English part:

The question I'd like to start with is a fairly easy one: Why should a Blogger write his blogs in two different language and post them as one single Blog-Entry? The most obvious answer, and possibly the one closest to the truth, would be that you could have a much bigger readership for your blog. To be honest, that already is a really good reason and a huge motivation to do so already.

Let's face the truth: Most Sites on the internet that have videogames as their main topic are in English. That's only logical, since a huge part of the industry itself speaks English or Japanese. Europe always had a much smaller role when it comes to that industry. So, it doesn't really surprise that Destructoid itself is... well, very American. This of course has its advantages, since the American market is quite big and dynamic and by this becomes more attractive than the European one, which is split up in many different languages.

There is however also an ideological reason for this: The internet is, by its very nature, multilingual, since it is international. From my perspective, it would make perfect sense to not limit your site to only one language, like English (or any other language). Bilingual blogs and articles would be a great opportunity to come in contact with different languages and could even create the motivation for the readers to learn a different language.

Bilingual Blogs would also create interesting possibilities when it comes down to the choice of topics: Some topics are very dominant in some countries, like, for example, German censorship of videogames. These topics are sometime picked up by English sites, but translation errors and the language barrier make it really hard to do the topic justice. Misunderstandings are often the result of this, and a bilingual blog could actually solve this problem.

Alright, that's all for the moment. If you have any comments, questions or suggestions, feel free to post them.   read


12:22 PM on 01.06.2011  

My Experiences as a Videogame Reviewer: Month 4

Optional title this time would be: The jump online.
Now, unfortunately for those who read these little blogs on my Reviewer and writer career, most of the stuff I produce has been in German and not available online. Well, good news! At least you can see my stuff online now, so you can actually have a look and read it, if you're able to understand German. I'll put the links to the articles available online into the titles of the reviews.

This being said, how was this fourth month? Overall, I would say it was quite hard. December did not have a lot of high-profile releases, so it was actually quite a pain to look out for what games to review. Of course, some planning ahead is always helpful, but at the end of the day, you are kind of at the mercy of videogame publishers to deliver a big title. On the other hand, you can get some much needed time to cover the 'smaller' games, mostly indie games and/or games on download platforms or for mobile devices. They might come off as filler at times, but they are different from those big releases and thus sometimes more fun to write about.

I won't include Pictures this time, since the reviews online always have two with them.

Alright, here are the games for the month of December:

Epic Mickey (Wii)

This has been quite hard to review. I am a huge fan of most of the things Warren Spector does, so my own, personal expectations for this game were huge. Needless to say, that I was disappointed by a solid, but not revolutionary experience. Still, I couldn't give the game a negative review, since my readers are mostly inexperienced people when it comes to videogames, meaning, they don't have those expectations. So, I told them about the obvious problems the game had, and how much fun one can have with it.

Still, the review was fun to write, because I had the chance to introduce the readers to Warren Spector and his design philosophy. It's always my personal aim to give some background intel about who created the game and what their position is in the industry. These are information that exceed the minimum of what a review has to be about, but I always thought it was the most fun to write part. It's also part of what I would call the added value of a review.

Crazy Taxi (XBLA)

Very interesting review to write, because arcade games are so much easier to explain and so much more fun to write about. The wackier the game, the funnier becomes your review. Since arcade game concepts are fairly easy to describe and there is no narrative to speak of, these reviews tend to be very straight forward affairs.

I had some experience with Crazy Taxi before it hit the download platforms, so I did not have to invest a whole lot of time into playing this one. I was thus able to invest more time into the review and actually managed to make it funnier and more pleasant to read. One of the few reviews I am really happy with!

Donkey Kong Country Returns

This was pretty much the only review that has been easy to write. The game was quite hard, so I gave myself two weeks time to play it properly and had a lot of fun with it. I have always been happy with the Donkey Kong Country games, so here I had a little bit more of a trouble really describing how this game works, or rather, why it actually works. It's also one of my reviews that are the most fun to read and a lot of people really liked it.

Bit.Trip Fate

I have been urging to write a review about this one. First of all, I love the stuff the people at Gaijin Games do, and I was very happy to give them quite a lot of room in the newspaper. I had to describe a lot of concepts surrounding their Retro-concepts and how they are re-evaluated in their games, which was actually really complicated to pull off in an understandable way. However, it worked out just fine and I even had some time to talk about older Bit.Trip games in the process. I'm very happy with this one.

Infinity Blade

I started out writing this review feeling in a very positive way about this game, but when the review was done, it was way more negative as I initially had expected it to be. As I described the story of the game, I noticed so many little bad things about it, that it kind of ruined the game for me. The review was very fun to read through and it was a really interesting experience, because I normally know why I like or dislike a game. Here, I suddenly found out that I did not like the game as much as I first thought I would. This is also different from my Medal of Honor review, where I first did not know why I disliked the game so much. My guess is, the added introspection told me what I actually thought about it.


Well, this is it for the fourth month! I hope you enjoyed this, and if you have any questions, leave them at the comment section, I'll answer them. If you want to follow me on twitter, @Subenu is the place where you can find me.   read


10:25 AM on 12.03.2010  

My Experiences as a videogame reviewer: Month 3

All I can say is: WOW. Holy crap, already three months in this business? Time really flies by, since I have to manage University and the reviewer stuff at the same time. Busy-Bee indeed...

So, general lessons this month? Well, I'm still making some progression when it comes down to actually writing the reviews. I need less time to get them out of the gate and they are generally more interesting to read then before. Quantity and Quality of my Screenshots has vastly improved, which is always great. Also, planing ahead really pays out: With some tricks, it's quite easily possible to have two weeks time to make a review. Being lucky helps a lot too, but more on that later.

One thing I have found out about over the course of these three months is, that as a videogame reviewer, I don't get much time anymore to actually play what I want. The occasional round at Civilization 5 and Borderlands is still possible, together with some multiplayer games, but actually completing games is really difficult, since you always have 'more pressing' gaming related stuff. Example: I have bought Mario Galaxy 2 about 2 weeks ago, Sin and Punishment 2 about a month ago and Dragon Age Origins about 2 months ago and I haven't completed a single one of them. And don't get me started on Deadly Premonition or Persona 3 PSP.

Ok, now the games I have reviewed during the third month:

Sonic 4 – Episode One

Fairly easy review, since I had 2 weeks of time with the game, before writing the review. The trick is to always have download titles in the backhand in case where a review takes longer (in this case, it was A Shadow's tale, that took longer). A two hour game with very straight forward gameplay. Pretty much one of the easiest to review games ever. This time around, I ignored all the other reviews and discussions around this game. This is mostly due to the extremely... active Sonic fans around on the Internet.

Personally I liked the game, even though it's a bit on the short side. Reminded me a lot of the old Sega Mega-Drive days. Seems like yesterday...

A shadow's tale (Lost in Shadows)



Damn, this was a funny/hard one. Main problem was that I wrote the review at a time where I thought I was near the end of the game. WRONG! There are 2 fetch quests keeping you from completing the game, which drags the experience really down, because that part of the game mostly consists of rehashes of old areas. I was not amused. This also meant, that the review became more negative than it originally was.

What have I learned from this one? If you write the review, be sure toi be DONE with the game. So basic...

Other than that, it's a nice puzzle-Jump and Run. The game would be more interesting if stuff would actually happen...

Call of Duty Black Ops



The 'playing the game' part of this review was done the very first day. Completed the campaign in 5 hours and after that I had some time with multiplayer. Review was quickly written, even though I had to battle with the sign-limits of my articles. It's really hard to describe things with some detail if you have sign restrictions. Still got the message across: Nice, fun game with some questionable violence and torture scenes with necessary player interaction. Why is this an interactive medium again?

Game Dev Story

It's crack.

Ok, actually this review was interesting to write, because I had to explain why it is so damn interesting to be the manager of your own Game developer. I first explained, how manager games are generally interesting, since they give a simplified introspection on a business type. The game is simple, fun and yet amazingly complex and addictive. One of the best iOS games of this year. And a crowded year it was.


That's pretty much all for this month. Overall I'm happy with that I've done so far and I hope I can still improve in my fourth month.   read


6:11 AM on 11.13.2010  

Sidequests of a reviewer

... or „What the heck have I been playing besides the stuff I have to review for my side-job?“
That title would have been too long. If haven't done so, check out my other pieces about my two first months as a videogame reviewer for a daily newspaper. Might be interesting.

So, what have I been playing these past few months? A lot of iPhone game pop up for me first, especially the Cave shmups „Espgaluda 2“ and „DoDonPachi“. It actually was my very first experience with a Cave shooter and holy hell, they are a blast. Cuts all these bus rides I have to take short. Same goes for „Game Dev Story“, absolutely amazing and addicting game, where you are managing a videogame developer. Most fun I had in quite some time, really.

„Dragon Age: Origins“ was something I bought a month ago, but really, I'm only 10 hours in, seems that reviewer job takes out a lot of time. I like the game, good writing etc. All the stuff we came to know and love about Bioware games. I found it to be a bit too hard on normal, so I eventually had to put it down to easy. Works great for me now. If only my GPU wouldn't have decided to die, I would be playing it right now.

„Pinball FX 2“ is absolutely brilliant. I just love it. I have a certain childhood fascination for pinball games, so this is actually like a dream come true for me. The tables are awesome in their design and the leaderboards actually give me quite some motivation. Also, „Monday Night Combat“ is still a lot of fun. I pop it in like twice a week and it always surprises me with how much fun it is. If you want to, you can always add me to your friendlist (Neo Subenu).

Most importantly, I got myself the PAL version of „Deadly Premonition“. It's... fascinating. I could point out so many things about that game that are really terrible. Combat is a constant punch in the balls, the graphics are great for a Dreamcast game and the animation is something that could have been done by a North-Korean animation studio. But I'm actually having an absurd amount of fun. As to the question why: I still have to investigate on that...

That's pretty much it for now... I will try to write more in-depth blogs about these games, but that's pretty much how your gaming will look like if you write videogame reviews as a side job. I'm actually surprised at how much I'm still able to play other games.   read


10:45 AM on 10.05.2010  

Some (Spoiler-free) thoughts on Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

This should have been a little Review on Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, but I really just want to communicate my general impressions, so I won't call it a review.



I have pretty much ignored this game for quite a long time until having played Silent Hill 2 a few months ago. I completed it and was quite impressed. After that, I tried to play Silent Hill 3 and The Room, but they did not really catch my attention. I will return to them sooner or later, but at the moment, my gaming needs are covered by my job as a reviewer. None the less, I bought and tried “Silent Hill: Shattered Memories” one week ago, mainly because I read it was fairly short. Perfect for a little intermezzo, I thought, so I tried it.



I was positively surprised by the game. It was short, yes, but that was exactly what I was expecting and actually hoping for. What I didn't expect was a fairly innovative take on certain mechanics and story-telling. While I won't go into the second part too much, for obvious reasons (spoilers...), I want to tackle the mechanics for a bit.

The fact that there essentially is no combat in the game really intrigued me. Rare are the games where the player does not have to kill hundreds of Alien/Terrorists/Monster/Younameit, so I think videogames that don't walk that path and try to do something different deserve my attention. Instead of combat, the game focuses on two things: Exploration and Escape.

The Exploration part of the game is pretty much the one of the best I have seen in a very long time. There is no pressure and I could really take my time and look at all the details that can be found in the environments. The graphics are impressive, especially the shadows give this game a very special feel to it. I was really impressed by that attention to detail and how the world works in favor of the setting and the story. It is also important to note, that the dialogues and characters are well written. The sessions with the Psychiatrist are the absolute highlight and kept me intrigued for quite some time.

When monsters pop up, you have to run from them, since there is no way to actually fight them. It's here that the game stumbles a bit over it's own feet. Figuring out where to go is sometimes really hard and the motion controls only work if they feel like it. It can get quite frustrating, but thankfully, this only happens in isolated instances of the game, so there is no intermix of escaping and exploring your environments.

So, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories is different, but mostly in a good way. Since it is not really a horror game anymore, but more of a Psychological Thriller (Now, that would be an interesting genre), the next time, the developers could also get rid of the escape scenes and instead give the player more choices. An expanded dialogue system would actually make sense. The length on the other hand should be kept, since it helps keeping the concept fresh and the story focused.

A definite Must-Play for those, who want to see what can be done with this medium.   read


6:06 AM on 10.03.2010  

My first experiences as a videogame reviewer



As some of you might know, I have become a freelance videogame reviewer for a daily newspaper in my country. Don't bother asking me which one etc. I'm not going to tell you, but I still wanna share a bit of my personal experience with that specific field and how it all works out. This is going to be more about the games I reviewed and which problems I had with them and what I exactly learned by reviewing them. Up until now, I have been doing this on a weekly base for almost 2 months. Enough of the boring stuff, here are the games:

Espgaluda 2 on the iPhone

First I reviewed Espgaluda 2 on the iPhone. The review first was not intended to be published, but only to give the editor an impression of my skillset. It has been published with small edits. Now, why did I choose this game? Well, first of all, it was inexpensive and second of all, I had spend a lot of time with it. That gave me a lot of insight and I was able to write a nice review of about 3000 signs about it. Since it was a fairly niche title, I got a certain sense of accomplishment out of reviewing it in a positive light. It was a first test for me, and a rather successful at that.

I really liked the game, it is a slick and smooth experience, that every shmup fan will absolutely love. Since Shmups as a concept are pretty easy to explain, I had no big problems describing it to the average reader who does not know much about videogames. In the end, it was an easy to write review about a game I really liked.

Scott Pilgrim and Shank for Xbox Live Arcade

Since I got those two downloadable games at the end of August, which was somewhat of a dry month when it came to games, I figured I would do a double review about games with Retro-Feeling to them. Testing the games was kind of awkward first, since I really didn't like Scott Pilgrim at the beginning and liked Shank way more at the beginning than after having finished it. So, it really took some time to get a real impression of the games, which was surprising to me, since I first htought it was an obvious thing.

So, after some time, I really started liking Scott Pilgrim. It took me longer than expected, but the Retro-Charme of it got me after a while. This also was the point where I started taking notes about my impressions about the games I have been playing, in order to reflect about them in the actual reviews. Shank did not fare so well, the gameplay got stale after a while and co-op was not fun to me and my friend with whom I was playing it.

This review was harder to write, if only because the retro-sensibilities are hard to describe to people who don't have a history with videogames and only know the new stuff. I think I got the right mixture. It also taught me not to do double features again with a strict limitation on signs. A lot had to be left out, mostly on the Soundtrack side of things.

Metroid: Other M



Pretty much the hardest game I had to review so far! I had high expectations to this title, since I really like Metroid games, and I actually was playing Super Metroid for the first time at the very same time. To really explain, how hard it was to review this game, consider the following: Up until then, I had written about one notebook page of impression while playing a game per review. For Metroid Other M, I had gotten to six pages.

The odd thing was, that the notes really reflected my mixed perception of the game: The go from nice and fluffy to really angry at certain parts. The review was allowed to be twice as big as the ones that came before, So I actually had the place to really put everything in it. Maybe even too much place, since the review dragged on quite a bit.

The hard bit in this review was to give the readers an impression about the series and what it means inside of the videogame industry. I kept on trying to imagine how this game would feel if it was your first Metroid, and that was really hard. I wasn't happy with the review, since I could have made some things clearer, but I had a deadline that needed to be fulfilled. I also think that in some time, I will play this game again, only to see how it holds up in time.

R.U.S.E.



This one came out of nowhere! I originally had planned to review Ninety-Nine Nights that week, but since my store of choice didn't get the game, I had to improvise. So, I chose R.U.S.E. On the PC. What a terrible name. Now, I'm really not too happy with the RTS genre, most of those games really seem to be very boring to me. That kinda kept my expectations low for this game.

I got a semi-surprise out of this review though. I started up the campaign and through the first missions I was quite happy with it, since the game actually explains a lot of things in a very fun way. Unfortunately, after six hours, the whole experience started to drag on quite a lot. The story was not fun and the pacing in the missions was really off. So I headed over to the multiplayer part of the game, where I was constantly beaten, but still had some fun.

There is one very big lesson I learned here: Even though I personally did not really like the game, I could see how people liking the genre could find it very attractive. In the end, I was really happy with my review, because I managed to give that impression to the readers. It was an interesting experience, to say the least. I was really happy though, that I did not have to score my games though, that would have been a mess.

Halo: Reach



Well, this was odd. I am well known for not liking Halo a whole lot, but I actually was looking forward to this one, and I was happy to review it. I was surprised at how good the game actually was and how much I liked it, so I wrote a pretty positive review. It was a pretty standard affair in terms of reviewing, completed the campaign in the first day and then did 2 hours of multiplayer for three days. Worked pretty well and got me some nice insight into the game in order to write it. Since it was the first time I reviewed a more multiplayer focused game, it was essential to find out how much time is needed to get a good look at that portion.

Sonic Adventure



Fuck this game.

No seriously, I got Sonic Adventure 2 when I was 17, and I loved it. It was one of my first Gamecube games, so I was naturally looking forward to play the first game. Little did I know that this was going to be my first very negative review. But this was a necessary experience: To write a negative review is probably one of the hardest things you can do in this job. This is mostly due to the fact that you can't just use swear words in order to describe it as I do it here, and your criticism has to follow a certain argumentation. This also was the first time I had problems meeting the deadline: I corrected the review around ten times, as it was really messy. On the pro-side, it became my best review to date, because it is really fun to read, since it is... well, alive. It also showed me, how far I could go without making the newspaper actually edit my review in order to fit it in.

Well that's pretty much it for now. I might write one of these blog posts once per month, if people are interested. I'm happy about any kind of Feedback!   read







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