I've been thinking about starting a company that will attack you at a predetermined or random time with a squad of Ninjas. Just think you are having a bad day, and then while walking from one class to another all of the sudden Ninjas attack! You day has now become instant win. Why are you late for class? Oh I just got attacked by ninjas.

Or you are having a bad date, things aren't terrible you've just run out of things to talk about and you think she's losing interest. Suddenly Ninjas attack! You will now defend her honor from a squad of Ninjas. If that doesn't get you laid I don't know what will.

The possibilities are endless. If you have that one friend who likes to wear an eyepatch and hangs out on boats, then perfect time to settle that age old battle.



So what do you think? Is there demand for my product? What should I charge? Should the Ninjas allow you to win, or should it be determined on the field of battle?