So there it is my gaming rig, are you impressed. Yes I game on a laptop, yes it is a Macintosh. Notice also my stellar gaming location, on my dining room table. Are those bills over there? Just so you know I might be paying my mortgage between broken bottle kills in TF2. I'm just that talented.

My gaming table, also known as my eating table and mail holding table, is new and is now in fact bar height. So remember when I am playing you in TF2 I am several feet higher than most of you. It is very difficult not to develop a superiority complex because of this, but I do what I can to stay humble. The old one was round and was not good for gaming as it was hard to pwn newbs in the lower right. Also the mouse and headphones were important somewhat recent purchases, the mouse plays far superior to the mighty mouse I was using, which makes it hard to right click in the heat of battle, and the headphones allow me to play TF2 and my wife to watch American Idol without bugging the crap out of each other.

If you haven't noticed this post reeks of sarcasm, please let me win Niero I needs me a proper game setup. Plus this is technically my work computer, so don't tell the IRS.