I heard some of you are going to Pax this year. Actually, I hear a lot of you are going this year. Sadly however, I will not be able to attend this year... or will I? Actually no I won't be able to... but you can take adopt my avatar to rub it in my face! "But Monk, why the hell would I take your avatar with me? You're just a giant bag of dicks!" That last part may be true, but here is why you should take me... Erm, my avatar to Pax!
He's Sub Zero... what else do I need to say? He's easily the best character in Mortal Kombat and is probably the coolest
. Get it? Did you see what I did there? ...I really need to stop with those bad jokes.
My lord... he has ice cream in his hands. See? He thinks of the children.
You will be carrying around the avatar of a pro. Everyone will fall to their knees and bow. Everyone will fear and respect you equally.
I have never, ever done this before, so you would be the lucky individual to bring SuperMonk4Ever to Pax.
I noticed a lot of you are also going to Halo Fest. Maybe you can get me a couple swag items or signatures. You know, because Halo is one of my favorite game franchises.
...Because you are such a nice person?
On a more serious note though, I would greatly appreciate it. You have no idea how badly I want to be up there with the lot of you. By adopting my avatar, you will have a little piece of me with you. Knowing that little piece of me will be with great people and being with your great times fills my heart with joy. So please, adopt him today, or do you want this to happen to you
Thank you all for reading this short entry, I hope one of you all can make my semi-dream come true and take my avatar to Pax!