I saw the first pic before I read the text and was all like HOLY SHIT GARETH SENT YOU A DOG THATS CRAZY then I read the text and realized he didn't send you a dog he sent you a lot of neat stuff and I think that's super awesome.
And the award for the best run on sentence on Destructoid goes to
.....<opens envelope>......
OCCAMS ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!
Oh wow, this is such an honor. First off I'd like to thank God, cause, YA KNOW. Second off, I want to thank all my English teachers ever for failing me as a student and themselves as learning professionals. Seriously, without you guys to not help me, I may have used proper punctuation and grammar when I commented on that blog. Thirdly, as always, I want to thank my love and my heart's true song, Bea Arthur. Bea baby, the stars are shining on us tonight! Thank you all, I love you!!!!
And the award for the best run on sentence on Destructoid goes to
.....<opens envelope>......
OCCAMS ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!
Oh wow, this is such an honor. First off I'd like to thank God, cause, YA KNOW. Second off, I want to thank all my English teachers ever for failing me as a student and themselves as learning professionals. Seriously, without you guys to not help me, I may have used proper punctuation and grammar when I commented on that blog. Thirdly, as always, I want to thank my love and my heart's true song, Bea Arthur. Bea baby, the stars are shining on us tonight! Thank you all, I love you!!!!
Please tell me that's a link to the Superman Returns Rage Quit. FRO
M SUPERMAN WITH LOVE YOU SON OF A BITCH! Seriously I could watch that on loop and laugh my ass of every time.
Glad you liked the package Monk and thanks for indulging a guy who just got into CoD well after MW2. Though now you understand why I kept saying "you should get MW2". I was more in it for the lackluster responses like "uggh Im done with MW2" and "I don't miss it" hehe. Either way thanks for playing that's all I really wanted!
Oh and the Bulletstorm OXM? I just had it & it was videogame related. That's literally it.
M SUPERMAN WITH LOVE YOU SON OF A BITCH! Seriously I could watch that on loop and laugh my ass of every time.
Glad you liked the package Monk and thanks for indulging a guy who just got into CoD well after MW2. Though now you understand why I kept saying "you should get MW2". I was more in it for the lackluster responses like "uggh Im done with MW2" and "I don't miss it" hehe. Either way thanks for playing that's all I really wanted!
Oh and the Bulletstorm OXM? I just had it & it was videogame related. That's literally it.
It's so nice to have Monk with us now as we delve in the the hell that has become MW2...the noob-tubes (or pro-pipes), the hackers, the MLG'ers, Monk is in for such a treat, we have such wonderful things to show him (*Bonus points if you guess the movie).
Also, I was always a big superman fan and it really is a great comic to get in to.
Now all Monk needs is Medal of Honor and our master plan will be complete...MUWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Also, I was always a big superman fan and it really is a great comic to get in to.
Now all Monk needs is Medal of Honor and our master plan will be complete...MUWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
@CrimeMinister: Oh I can get him some real pretty reindeer. Wait, are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are a cop.
By the way, Occams went the extra mile for his blog response. There was as section there where I literally believed some sort of being had invaded his body and would not allow him to stop until he got all that out.

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