Wow everyone what a week, Time for a recap:

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 releases to fantastic reviews and has been called the “second cuming” for sonic fans.

A new Kirby Wii game is coming out, the third this week.

Final Fantasy XV is announced to take place in Hyrule.

Having realized their stupidity Square Enix finally announced Chrono Break for the Nintendo DS2 and will feature all new sprite work.

Guitar Hero 9 is released and immediately panned due to it having no songs. When questioned for comment Activison said “we forgot”
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Jim Sterling wins the lottery, immediately gives it a 4/10.

The Red Ring of Death has finally been fixed for a 2 MB update released last night.

The troll died of starvation.

GameStop apologizes.

Half Life 2: Episode 3 finally given a trailer, released, and comes with free Gravity Gun.

We got Mr. Destructoid head back and.......what's this??? IT'S FULL OF CANDY!!!

Activision made so many copies of Modern Warfare 3 they became sentient and made a giant MW Robot that crushed the main offices(everyone was safe except the people we don’t like). The robot is now fighting in space wearing a monocle and MIGHTY Top Hat.


And I hope you will all be joining me at Destructoid Ten Year Anniversary, I hear there will be cocks.



(I may make this into multiple posting depending on the reaction, any ideas for a title)