Porygon is like a God if God wasn't a fucking pussy. Dark Ages were pretty badass, but then he pussied out with his lady vagina by giving mankind the lighted bulb.
Porygon wouldn't of stood for that pizzly ass bullshit. He would of been all like "Yo seniors and japanese teens who want to blow cops, I am here to start HYPERAPOCALYPSE!"
Shit!
I mean he all been like “yo take off your titties bitches cause I BE DA PORYGON”.
That’s what he said indeed.
Shit! You don’t even find his ass in the wild, you gosta earn him with gambling en shit.
Like FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP BOOM 9999 coins required son!
A Pokémon that consists entirely of programming code. Capable of moving freely in cyberspace.
A Pokémon that consists entirely of programming code. Capable of moving freely in cyberspace.
A Pokémon that consists entirely of programming code. Capable of moving freely in cyberspace.
A Pokémon that consists entirely of programming code. Capable of moving freely in cyberspace.
A Pokémon that consists entirely of programming code. Capable of moving freely in cyberspace.
polygon + origami = Massive Orgasm of Awesome son.
Shit even got Porygon 2 and Porygon Z.
Shit Rule 34 in action
Man he even got Tackle, no other pokemon be having Tackle.
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