Alone in a castle, playing with his tassle
The Drybones gazed at the sea
Ever so carefree
When out of his sight
With a bum ever tight
Came Firion from Final Fantasy 2
They began to chat
Of the man in the red hat
When Firion did have a strange stare
Not one of humble and care
As Mr. Destructoid pulled off his pants
Not nude at all it would seem
His dick did reign supreme
In a pair of overalls
There to catch his dangle balls
As they began to all kiss
Pants wet with something other than piss
Boo did come on the scene
With his best friend the Master Chief
The Drybones did cry
As Master Chief went up on his thigh
As the Boo kept disappearing
Except for the visible semen
Things were going well
For the turtle in dead shell
Until Mr. Destructoid began to grow mad
The others praise he had not had
So he began to describe
With turtle splooge in his eye
All his great accomplishments
Starting with Free Willy
So after some boney dick
He stopped being such a prick
And began to be grateful
As along came a staple
Firion and the staple were making love
As Drybones thought of his first turtle dove
A spirit whose heavenly nature was from above
And so Ekans came on the scene
And the Orgy Began
As the Drybones went through Master Chief like a bull dozer on a kitten
The Boo was ever quite smitten
With the staple he just met
The two were locked in a love net (along with their penises)
I can’t describe what happens next
As I believe Drybones have no necks
But his gazing at the sea
Ever so lonely
Was now at an end
As was Boos virginity
Someone was Watching
