Nah, I don't really care about all of that. Destructoid is a gaming community site, not a review site.. remember? We should have fun, not anger! Love, not venom! Art, not war!

I have heard uttering the young lad's name gets pageviews, though.

So.



A NEW CHALLENGER ENTREE!



FLASHER


But wait.... every other New Challenger entree is supposed to have a variant, right?


hmm...




OH SHIT SON JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME BONUS ROUND

Notes:

1. Was originally going to do Vega, but proved to be annoying and didn't pan outt. That's been pushed back a bit.

2. This was originally going to be upside down, as though he was at the apex of the flash kick, but it wasn't really working. If you want it the way nature intended, Photoshop > image > rotate > 180. Or you can stand on your head.

3. Yes, Yojimbo. Dudley. It's in the cards... the next entree might have more than one piece.

4. Did you know that huge lump on Van Damme's forehead is like, always there? As far as I can tell, post Bloodsport he was carrying the llittle fellow around full time.



Also Bonus Mass Effect 2 poster (posted in an earlier blog, hid it, tweaked it)


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Until next time... rambler's, keep ramblin'.