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The extent of my hardcoreness would we that I still have my PSX, controller, memory card and Final Fantasy VIII locked up for a rainy day. Other than that I still have my Dreamcast just for Shenmue and Seaman. I'll goto my grave saying Indigo Prophecy and Dreamfall; The Longest Journey are two of the best games of all time.

Top 5 Games:
1) Final Fantasy VIII
2) Indigo Prophecy
3) Shenmue I & II
4) Dreamfall; The Longest Journey
5) Rock Band/Guitar Hero series

Top 5 Books:
1) The Heroin Diaries by Nikki Sixx
2) The Dirt by Motley Crue
3) Blue Rage; Black Redemption by Stanley Williams
4) Walk This Way by Aerosmith
5) Tommyland by Tommy Lee

Other than that I absolutely love long walks on the beach, drinking beer, and killen. Oh and Motley Crue FTW! Nikki Sixx is the man!
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A follow-up to my Leisure Suit Larry BOB impressions. (56k WARNING)
Styles B LKV | 3:10 PM on 04.19.2009 18 comments


After playing it more, I've had it with this game. The camera has really become too much to overcome even for someone who enjoys bad games. First during the Wild West Dreamscape (which itself was a chore to finish) and now the horror scene has put the final nail in this games coffin.

The prt in questions is where you must guide campers (IE big boobed bikini girls) to their cabin by lighting the way with your hair on fire. After failing it 13 times in a row (I counted)because of the AI's dimwitted path and your flaming head of hair going out I FINALLY passed it. I was releived so I paused it, kicked back and lit up a smoke. Unpaused it and I had to chase the Freddy Kruger wannabe to some island (or something) so I just ran ahead and jumped, I missed the boats and got ate by sharks. No biggie, it was my fault, so it loads up and I'm back at the same god forsaken helpless big boobed bikini girls! I suffered through it again (only dying 5 times, I counted again) and I run to the docks and jump SQUARE on the boats in the water. Guess what! I feel through! It loads again, I guided the girls AGAIN (only 3 deaths this time) jumped DIRECTLY on a boat and fell right through again.

I've had it with this game. I went as far as to e-mail Codemasters asking how the hell they could put this crap out. I'm not expecting a response but hopefully they'll realize between poor sales and e-mails from other games that they've ruined what could have been a rather enjoyable game and a rather legendary franchise. Because of this crap excuse of a game I am going to be boycotting Codemasters for awhile by not buying Fuel, GRID 2 and Damnation. Hell, I'm not even going to trade this game in, I don't want to risk any poor bastard subjecting themselves to this shit. Rather I plan on taking a hammer to the disc and burning the booklet and cover.

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Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:43
Timmeh
That game is a total abortion, KILL IT WITH FIRE.

I actually burnt a game once. Bloody Roar 2 I think. It made me that fucking mad I took the disc out of my Playstation, threw it on the fire and watched it burn. I never regretted it for a second.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:44
ChronosWing
Gamestop just reduced the price on this game to $20. And it's been out what a week?
Styles B LKV's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:51
Styles B LKV
@TIMMEH: Added pics for proof.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 15:55
Naim Master
Dude , isntead of doing this , why didn't ya sell it to me? Just mail it to me and I pay for the delivery ...
Styles B LKV's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 16:11
Styles B LKV
Trust me, you don't want to play this game. If you're curious find a Tlay N Trade or something and ask to try it out. Any prolonged exposure to this game could be hazerdous to your mental health.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 18:42
Puppy Licks
you have done the world a great service.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 19:07
DF
I've never seem someone purposely destroy a game before. I must say, it is rather haunting.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 19:47
RonBurgandy2010
hahahahaha Jesus.
Styles B LKV's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2009 23:17
Styles B LKV
Thanks Doomsday, I try.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 01:10
Sharpless
You've made the internet a better place.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 01:10
garison
The last time I remember someone putting "56k" in the title was 7 or 8 years ago in Nintendo's Nsider forums.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 01:14
Brian Szabelski
Wow, that's awesome.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 04:41
Timmeh
Truly awesome, you deserve a medal for services to humanity. You've made my morning good sir!
Styles B LKV's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 05:52
Styles B LKV
I try. Glad my agony has made people happy.
FalconReaper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 05:53
FalconReaper
Thank you for putting the shit out of its misery
Styles B LKV's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 06:05
Styles B LKV
I just honestly wish I had more money so I could buy more copies and do it... the less people eposed to this pathetic excuse of a game, the better. But alas UFC 2009 and Batman Arkham Asylum have my wallet in a chokehold.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2009 07:32
LsTr Of SmG
People still do 56k warnings? Also good on you!
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