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CoD4 DS teaches me things.
Steve and The Fishbowl | 5:23 PM on 03.24.2008 8 comments


Things I've learned so far:

-All terrorists have a scottish accent.

-All terrorists like to stand next to explosive crates and drums.

-Matching outfits are popular among terrorists.

-The Sands of the Middle East, The Snow of Northern Russia, and Boats consume corpses on a regular basis.

-Blood exits the body in large circular masses and evaporates soon after.

-Blood is immune to the hue-changing effects Night Vision devices.

-Trees can not stop the Mind-boggling powers of the russian terrorists.

-All cars look the same after exploding.

As my knowlege expands, this list will expand.



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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 18:03
Neonie
I have been enlightend.
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 18:25
razerangel
I knew my fellow countrymen were up to something!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 19:19
Eschatos
This sounds almost as bad as COD4 for cell phone.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 19:32
Red TheHaze Veron
Buying scotch tape supports terrorism!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 19:48
Holyetheline
Good observations. I can't wait to hear more!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/24/2008 20:23
Darren Nakamura
I would think it would teach you "Never buy a multiplatform game for the DS."
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/26/2008 15:26
PaperBowser0
Dude, that was hilarious Mr.S, thanks for the enlightenment. :D :D
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2008 16:06
PaperBowser0
I can has another blog post plz?
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