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CoD4 DS teaches me things.
Steve and The Fishbowl \| 5:23 PM on 03.24.2008	8 comments

Things I've learned so far:

-All terrorists have a scottish accent.

-All terrorists like to stand next to explosive crates and drums.

-Matching outfits are popular among terrorists.

-The Sands of the Middle East, The Snow of Northern Russia, and Boats consume corpses on a regular basis.

-Blood exits the body in large circular masses and evaporates soon after.

-Blood is immune to the hue-changing effects Night Vision devices.

-Trees can not stop the Mind-boggling powers of the russian terrorists.

-All cars look the same after exploding.

As my knowlege expands, this list will expand.

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8 comments | showing # 1 to 8

Neonie

I have been enlightend.

razerangel

I knew my fellow countrymen were up to something!

Eschatos

This sounds almost as bad as COD4 for cell phone.

Redzie

Buying scotch tape supports terrorism!

Holyetheline

Good observations. I can't wait to hear more!

Dexter345

I would think it would teach you "Never buy a multiplatform game for the DS."

PaperBowser0

Dude, that was hilarious Mr.S, thanks for the enlightenment. :D :D

PaperBowser0

I can has another blog post plz?

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