Things I've learned so far:
-All terrorists have a scottish accent.
-All terrorists like to stand next to explosive crates and drums.
-Matching outfits are popular among terrorists.
-The Sands of the Middle East, The Snow of Northern Russia, and Boats consume corpses on a regular basis.
-Blood exits the body in large circular masses and evaporates soon after.
-Blood is immune to the hue-changing effects Night Vision devices.
-Trees can not stop the Mind-boggling powers of the russian terrorists.
-All cars look the same after exploding.
As my knowlege expands, this list will expand.
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