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I am 36, male, and have been gaming since I could first hold any sort of joystick, trakball, or controller of any sort.
As one of "the olds", obviously my job (in retail hell) and other "mature" factors mean I don't game anywhere near as much as some people, but rest assured, they are always on my mind. I hope to talk about a variety of things in my blog, not just video games even though that's what Destructoid is all about. I primarily game on my Xbox 360 and my iPad, though occasionally I will play stuff on my laptop, though it's pretty rare since it really doesn't run games too well.
I also enjoy electronic music, films, literature, and daydreaming about one day becoming a deer with angel wings.
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Time to play "pwn the noob."
Stanley Pain | 8:36 PM on 05.12.2008 11 comments


My requisite new post, from a lurker who decided to join the community.
To make my intro relatively short: I have been a gamer for almost my entire life. At about the age of 5, my family became the proud owners of an Atari 2600 and the rest is, as they say, history. Since then, I've seen god knows how many video game and systems come my way. So, when I stop and think about it, video games have been a significant feature in my life, which I have no problem with since I like to think of them as a somewhat more intelligent and interactive past-time than just sitting and watching TV or something.
That said, though, despite my years of gaming, I think some people take games way too damn seriously. Whether it's console wars or achievement points or headshots or whatever, I do not really consider myself very "hardcore." I mean, I'm hardcore in that I'm a big fan of the medium of video games, but beyond that, no.

Like most people, my current weapon of choice is Grand Theft Auto IV, which may not be terribly original, but then I guess if I wanted to be really original I could say I don't care about the GTA games and would prefer to playing Sudoku in a darkened room on the DS or something. Actually I don't own a DS, so that wouldn't work. I could pretend. That'd be even more radical.
Anyway, I won't get into any appraisal of GTA4, at least not yet, except maybe to say that if you play one MURDER, RAPE, AND TERRORISM SIMULATOR this year, make sure it's this one, because you need to recognize quality in such a crowded market for kinds of things. You laugh at people like Jack Thompson now, but watch...in 10 years when you're in a Turkish prison for trying to become a globe-trotting, murdering, raping, terrorist, you'll want to thank him for having tried to warn you in advance.

Anyway....that's good enough for now, I'm really just testing this thing, but perhaps more is coming later. Greetings to all who click on this.



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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 20:53
BahamutZero
I'd say "fuck you, get out" except, I think I like you.
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 21:09
NotAZombie
If the hippie likes you then so do I... or is it I don't like you? Oh well, welcome to Destructoid, someone here loves you (Sadistic stopped saying this edition)!
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 21:15
FreedomToast
i just finished this " MURDER, RAPE, AND TERRORISM SIMULATOR"
and have yet to kill, but i thought about it

oh yeah i thought about it
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 21:22
covah
+1 for the Crimson Ghost
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 21:22
MrSadistic
My Uncle and I like to play "find the teacup". You should join us sometime down the road.

Welcome to Destructoid, I love you.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 21:30
Clint
welcome to dtoid!
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/12/2008 22:10
AngelsDontBurn
Crimson Ghost FTW.

Oh and welcome!
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 06:08
razerangel
Welcome, dont suck...me.
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 08:15
weedgan
DTOID HEY TO WELCOME
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 08:28
blehman
Hi! Welcome. Don't suck.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2008 23:21
Aaron Mxy Yost
Just a week and a half until I get to play GTA IV... Welcome!
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