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Suggestions for future full-album downloads for Rockband.
Stanley Pain | 7:08 PM on 05.18.2008 20 comments


Some time in the next week or so, Rockband will be seeing a new full-album release; the self-titled, 1978 debut album of The Cars, considered by many as a hallmark of the oncoming late 70s, early 80s pop-rock, new-wave influenced rock scene. As cool as that is, I don't think Harmonix has really considered the possibilities of this refreshing new content delivery system.
Here's some suggestions to Harmonix if they wish to broaden the horizons of their userbase.



You might ask yourself "Why would you want an album download of 60 minutes of guitar feedback??" And to that I would say: Stop questioning everything. Stop stifling your creativity. For too long we have been told what qualifies as a "song" or as "music." Rockband needs to spread it's wings a little, artistically, and just get this done. Put out a "Feedback Peripheral" and let the beard stroking commence as gamers everywhere let their guitar controllers play THEMSELVES as part of a conceptual art project that anyone on Xbox Live can share with one another.



Think you're bad ass because you can sing the entirety of Judas Priest's "Screaming For Vengeance" on Very Hard and get 100%? Mastered the vocal nuances of "Two Minutes To Midnight" to the point where you're singing it in your sleep?
Not good enough.
We need to expand the horizons for those whose favorite instrument is the mic. And Tiny Tim is the man for that job. Want to impress me? 100%. Very Hard. "Tip Toe Through The Tulips With Me."
Then you can pat yourself on the back with your Gamerscore.




Three words.
Essential. Kenny. Fucking. Loggins.



And why should the downloadable content belong exclusively to established musicians? Hmm? Charles Manson's landmark, breakthrough album "LIE" is filled with the kind of angry, schizophrenic folk-rock that's criminally absent from Rockband. And his unique vocal stylings as he sings about the oncoming race-war apocalypse will practically break your heart.

If anyone from Harmonix is reading, please take my suggestions seriously. I think you will agree we can both work together to change the face of music games.



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Bigg Daddy 113's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 20:09
Bigg Daddy 113
good point I dont like some of that music but you have a good point
Liz Alexander's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 20:11
Liz Alexander
I wanna see more Hendrix, Are you experienced possibly or I would be happy with a greatest hits thing if they want it more mainstream... do it... you know you wanna play all along the watchtower, and i know i play red house
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 20:12
FreedomToast
"Three words.
Essential. Kenny. Fucking. Loggins."

i laughed
Liz Alexander's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 20:12
Liz Alexander
i wanna play red house... i wanna be able to edit, because when i type quickly when I'm at work i leave out words etc
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 21:02
B-Radicate
Not quite my first picks (those would be Appetite for Destruction and Wolfmother) but definitely more interesting choices than what the game offers. AKA very unlikely to happen, unfortunately.
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 21:07
FreedomToast
might as well throw out some of my album picks

1.Modest Mouse-We were dead before the ship even sank (volcals would be crazy)
2. Artic Monkeys-i dont care whick one just throw some songs
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 21:36
king3vbo
1 word:

SKA.

I want me some Reel Big Fish
Big Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 21:57
Big Z
Faith No More - The Real Thing.
Stanley Pain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 23:32
Stanley Pain
I never thought I would have to say this anywhere at any time on the internet, but....

You guys know I'm joking, right?
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2008 23:56
Geoff Henao
@king3vbo:

Out of all the ska bands, you choose Reel Big Fish? Yuck, way too poppy. If anything, I'd go for Big D or the much longer shot, Operation Ivy.
Origin488's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2008 00:54
Origin488
led zeppelin III and IV :)

or the album elephant shell by tokyo police club. that'd be cool if they came out with a keyboard peripheral.
Stanley Pain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2008 02:16
Stanley Pain
If there was going to be a serious Ska album in Rockband, shouldn't it really be something like The Specials or English Beat? Selecter?
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2008 02:39
TheToiletDuck
@Reeper
That album will forever be connected with the retard kid at my school who asked everybody if they had got GreenDayDookie yet. He would never stop talking about it and it was always GreenDayDookie, one word.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2008 06:38
Aziel13
yeah joking *puts away kenny loggin cds*
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2008 07:13
Qraze
they need some cro-mags and comeback kid. then i'll buy it.gta has hardcore station that is just great! (LCHC) its got agnostic front and sick of it all among others.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2008 09:18
galagabug
you know, or nevermind, which they promised would be the first album. also all the radioheads they promised would be rocking.
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2008 14:31
Geoff Henao
The Specials would be a good addition.
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