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I am 36, male, and have been gaming since I could first hold any sort of joystick, trakball, or controller of any sort.
As one of "the olds", obviously my job (in retail hell) and other "mature" factors mean I don't game anywhere near as much as some people, but rest assured, they are always on my mind. I hope to talk about a variety of things in my blog, not just video games even though that's what Destructoid is all about. I primarily game on my Xbox 360 and my iPad, though occasionally I will play stuff on my laptop, though it's pretty rare since it really doesn't run games too well.
I also enjoy electronic music, films, literature, and daydreaming about one day becoming a deer with angel wings.
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Please allow me to (re)introduce myself.
Stanley Pain | 2:23 AM on 07.09.2011 4 comments


Hello out there, anyone clicking on this...

Long ago, when the Earth was young and still cooling, I blogged around these parts, participated in threads...all that jazz. Then, one day, I just sort of stopped. Not sure why, but I did. Been lurking around ever since and have decided to crawl out of my lurker hole and rejoin the fray. So, I am a neo-newbie you might say. Please, be gentle with me.

I will cut right to the video-games-chase: right now I'm playing Borderlands. I played the ever living crap out of the the first year it was out and have found myself mysteriously drawn back into it's clutches out of nowhere. Coming back to it after awhile the game is still just as damn fun as it used to be and I'll probably be checking out the last DLC, New Revolution, which I never played when it first came out.

I'm also playing Child of Eden which was a godsend being a huge Rez fan and somebody who loves those kinds of games anyway. I will say this, though....CoE is damn hard. I have yet to beat the final level without bashing my head against the wall, but this will pass someday.

I've also been spending time on my iPad with Order and Chaos, the multiplayer RPG that you may or may not have heard up. It's a fun, casual game with a pretty decent overall community, but it's nothing special. It plays a lot like Everquest did when it was new, so the game itself is not really anything that will blow anyone away.

And while I have you reading here, CLICK HERE TO TRY THIS FREE MUSCLE BUILDING PILL!! MADE FROM REAL MUSCLE!!!

Nah..just kidding.. I wouldn't spam you fine, Destructoid folks.

Hope to see everyone around and have a few readers.



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Retris's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2011 05:56
Retris
I wanted a free muscle building pill...
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2011 09:45
Elsa
...Im a man of wealth and taste, Ive been around for a long, long year... crap, now I've got that song running through my head!

Welcome back! :)
(and at least it's not a bad song...)
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2011 12:26
Occams electric toothbrush
Hello. Welcome (back) to Destcructoid. Here is your decoder ring and a crumpet made of trumpets. The trumpets are made of angel bones. Enjoy your time here. You know the true joy of this site so I hope you can find it again. Give us your words and thoughts and ideas and we will love you for it.
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2011 13:39
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Hey there, I'm reading all the intro posts just to see what greeting Occams comes up with. Don't worry it doesn't make you any less of a unique snowflake.
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