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I am 36, male, and have been gaming since I could first hold any sort of joystick, trakball, or controller of any sort.
As one of "the olds", obviously my job (in retail hell) and other "mature" factors mean I don't game anywhere near as much as some people, but rest assured, they are always on my mind. I hope to talk about a variety of things in my blog, not just video games even though that's what Destructoid is all about. I primarily game on my Xbox 360 and my iPad, though occasionally I will play stuff on my laptop, though it's pretty rare since it really doesn't run games too well.
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MGS4 TO INCLUDE 90 MINUTE PORNO.
Stanley Pain | 3:21 PM on 06.02.2008 6 comments


Of course, this only applies to the Super-Special-Limited Edition.

BUT....you get your pick of three quality hardcore films!
1. PUT IT IN MY ASSHOLE VOL. 12
2. MIDGET GANG BANG
or
3. SCURVY GIRLS


In a recent interivew Hideo Kojima said:

"I realize it is an unusual move for a game developer to include pornography with a game title, but my development team felt that it would not only bring the consumer closer to our product, but it also presented us with many interesting challenges on how to integrate the pornography into the main storyline. Depending on which version you choose, elements of the story are effected by the porn you selected. For example, in one of the early 5 hour cutscenes, Snake is having a conversation with Otacon about recent porn they have seen. If you chose, say, Midget Gang Bang, they will have a detailed and heavily scripted conversation about Midget Gang Bang based on which scenes you watched the longest using complex, generative dialog. Also, at one point in the storyline, pornographic actors and actresses are conscripted by the enemy to assassinate the player, and those actors are selected based on which porn you chose.
Also, there are levels deep in the game where characters like Snake and Raiden have to infiltrate adult film studios on the American West Coast. The studios and their interior layout are based on the real-life studios behind whatever pornographic film you chose for your limited edition."

This decision by Konami means that the upcoming Xbox 360 title, Halo Wars, will no longer be the first title to include pornography as a significant game element, but will be beaten to the punch by almost a year.



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NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 16:00
NotAZombie
Hur hur, gtfo.
Terance's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 16:11
Terance
Kojima later said that this entire interview was a mistranslation, and we was really just trying to be modest, a trait none of you westerners have.
Vongore's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 16:32
Vongore
GTFO!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 16:39
mix
3 excellent choices to start out a great game. I am stunned as to which option I will pick, I guess I will have to play through 3 times...*sigh*
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 17:44
Qraze
ruthless
shmelo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2008 19:34
shmelo
Hahaha, that was almost funny.
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