thaaat would be illegal.

Did I win yet?

I have some more ideas. One involves a dog and a jar of peanut butter. The other involves a baby, a lemon, and some hot sauce.

moar suggestions!

go to a place that has a pole or some sort of support beam that people who go there can just grab onto. When a good looking girl comes by... pole dance!

Go to McDonald's and order a McFillet Mignon

run through a mall shirtless. At one point, go to Abercrombie or some other asshole clothing store where the young people like to go so they can look cool and ask if you can model their products

snow angels

naked snow angels

go on wikipedia, and look up the endings to all of the movies that are currently in theaters. Go to the nearest movie theater, and go near the ticket stand. as soon as somebody buys a ticket, tell them the ending to their movie

Make a dtoid helmet and walk around town. Whenever someone tries to talk to you respond with a beep or boop. That would be epic. Hell, I'll do it if you don't want to.

you could fuck. fucking's fun.

did i win?

@tazar

It has to make them leave the house, so I say rape instead

Run around outside in below freezing weather with a T-shirt and shorts or less... And scream hysterically about the end of the world.

Start asking people what year it is and then tell them you need money to get back to your own time (sometime in the future). Then run around screaming incoherent gibberish. They'll think you're speaking in tongues.

Or...

You could walk around and go up to a random person and say some obscure movie quote. When they look confused egg them on. Try sounding out the first word and slowly try and help them until they get the next line right. Unless they don't which is more likely... Then just give an angry sigh and storm off.

OR...

You could just have a ton of fun packing up all of the stuff to send off to me...

Ok, ghost ride your whip in downtown Denver, with a home made dtoid helmet on. For those not in the know...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostriding

Yeah That's what all the cool kids are doing these days.

Or... You could get some big ass speakers and an MP3 player of your choice and blast "Never Gonna Give You Up" shouting out "You got Rick Roll'd Bitch!" to every person you pass as you walk down the street.

You are going to visit a female right? Try fucking. It is free.

Or you guys could hang out with this guy as I'm sure he doesn't charge much:
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You guys could buy a 40 old old E and hit up a playground!

Stay in bathroom stalls at a mall and talk back and forth about issues at home.

See who can eat the most jalapeños doused in hot sauce.

Milk chugging is always a crowd favorite.

Find a hill and bring a shopping cart, need I say more? Oh, do this after you make that D-toid helmet for a cooler effect.

Go to a game store a talk in extreme nerd to a clerk about some FPS-MMORG.

Hit on the ladies at a local Mc Donalds to try and get free food (while wearing that D-toid helmet you made)

...That's all I can think of right now, no epic pics to go along as all I have is MS paint...yay

So would you ship to Australia if I win?

1- Buy a ticket for a parking spot and set up a picnic in the spot with your friend. When angry motorists ask what you are doing show them the ticket and proclaim you have legally paid for your time in the parking spot and you will use it as you please.

2- Find a ridiculous costume, hide it in a bag then go to a pricey suit shop. Show the attendant there that you are interested in a suit and say you would like to try one on but are worried that it wont look as good on you, enter the changing room, put on the ridiculous outfit and walk out and say 'See I told you it wouldnt look good on'

3- Set up an easel on the street with a sign for free portraits, when a person asks for one draw them a stick figure and hand it to them, describing the details and nuances you attempted to bring out in the portrait (use lots of pretentious high art terms for extra lulz)

4- Dress up in spandex exercise gear and run around a shopping center food court doing lots of warm-up stretching exercises, then order a SHITLOAD of food and make pigs out of yourselves, only to resume your warm-ups directly after eating.

More to come maybe.... :)

1. Walk around dress up as a woman, and make sure you go to a very crowded place.

or

2. As you drive by people, yell very "vulgar" things at them out the window.

or

3. Go into random store's asking where they keep the Tentacle Hentai

1. Create a small army of little Mr. Destructoid heads (or a small army of anything else)

2. Go to a sushi bar

3. replace sushi with said army

4. create epic photo

5. send prize to Spartacus

Mr. Destructoid snow angels?

Putting up Jack-o-lanterns in public places?

Putting up humorous signs on power line poles?

Public acoustic Rock Band Banding?

Dance.

Buy a lizard, go around dressed in eccentric clothing, and show people the lizard.

Wear a white 3-piece suit and hurry around Abercrombie checking your pocketwatch.

@Shadowbitch
...so? It's fun. AND FUNNY!