PSN: i-eat-sporks
Good morrow, sir. I'm Spork.
That's all you really need to know, but if you insist...
I swear. Cunt. See?
I'm British. Cunt. See?
I don't know what to say
I don't really have a favourite console, though I do prefer the 360 pad to the PS3's. With the Wii, my opinion on it is probably the same as most gamers - good, can often be great, but it's mainly used as a cash cow so it ends up gathering dust. I love PC gaming, but my current computer is limited by a crappy Geforce 4 MX. Feel sorry for me! I demand it. I've have all of the big 3 current-gen consoles, and some other consoles that are now apparently retro, but unfortunately at the moment I've only got a PS3, because... meh, it doesn't matter why. Too long of a story, and I'm too lazy to write it out. Oh, and I have a PSP and DS. I try and tabletop game when I get the chance, but due to various reasons I'm not at the moment. Don't much feel like expanding upon those reasons either, because they're all various, and... diverse... and stuff. Oh, and I'm lazy.
And then there's all the lovely fluffy things that come with being a geek. Books, comics, films, music, computers/technology, and such.
So yeah, thanks for reading, if you got this far. It makes me feel all warm, and fuzzy inside. I also have a bon.... disregard what you think I was about to say.
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Is it even a game?! Do I exist? Am I real?
Apparently it's going to be homebrewed, but who knows, it could all be a ruse, to trick us all!
As for the whole meaning of life bit, I couldn't really tell you. I still don't really know what's gong on with Bob, let alone whether or not you're real.
I really think that bob was trolled by 4chan a bit too hard and snapped. also this game looks like a harvest moon rip. ZING!
Yeah, whatever.
This guy still acted like a complete baby because Nintendo didn't want to let his shitty game get official release on the DS.
I still remember after his pointless locking himself in the room strike, he said that in "real life the hero doesn't win" or some bullshit like that.
Maybe his posts were "in character," but if he locked himself inside of his room for a month and then destroyed the place in a hissy fit, he's still retarded. That's like me smashing in the windshield of my car and then saying, "it was all just an act!" I still smashed in the windshield.
He also still harrassed people at the Nintendo store and made a mess of the place with his stupid fliers and posters for the game.
Besides his game looks awful. Oh yay, an RPG set in high school. Sorry Bob but most of us have moved on from high school, we don't see people as "jocks" and "geeks." We don't care about your pent up teenage angst. Grow up.
I don't know what to think about all this shenanigans at the moment What if you smashed your windshield for an insurance scam? Then you wouldn't just be smashing your windshield. Of course it's going to sound ridiculous out of context. The fact is that it has context, but we don't know which bits were real and which were staged. So I'm not going to be dense enough to say things like:
"This guy still acted like a complete baby because Nintendo didn't want to let his shitty game get official release on the DS."
My point is, context or not, he still did annoying and childish antics to try to get his game developed. Now if his game is released at retail for the DS, and all of that was staged, then I'll eat my words.
Either way he still harrassed and created a mess at the Nintendo World store. He's still a douchebag.
Plus, who the hell is he kidding with that haircut and those boots? It's like he's dressed like the "goth kids" on South Park. Everytime I see that outfit I want to punch my computer monitor.
Harvest Moon, GTA and Tetris are serving my needs just fine.
No Sale.
Your game still looks like shit though.
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Bah. It was cool when it was just a game that a guy really cared about and made byhimself. That would have been enough for me. All this XTREME satire completely kills me interest in the game itself.
The drama is a little interesting though :p
Meh, who knows how good the game will be. It doesn't seem to have any (might just be very little) combat, so there doesn't seem like there will be much conventional gameplay, and honestly I don't expect it to be mindblowing or anything, but it should be interesting.
Tubatic:
I have no idea whatsoever. I've been following it relatively closely, and either big N are in on the mindfuck, or they really don't want to give him a dev kit. He's been working on it for five years though, so I imagine he's had the story like this the whole time. Would make sense if Nintendo are in on it.