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Let Us Play: Oregon Trail Deluxe: Part 1.6
SpiralViper | 12:25 PM on 11.22.2008 6 comments


On the count of ford!

FORD!



FASTER boy! We ain't never gonna reach the bank at this rate!

*spit* Pa, the mud's gone into my shoes. It is very uncomfortable and it smells much like that time we had burritos.

Goddamn I love burritos. Anyways, we're almost there. Full speed ahead!



Honey, did you eat burritos again?

Naw Mary dear, 's just the mud.

I could swear it smelled just like...

IT WAS THE MUD OK.

...fine.





Oh! Y'see that in the distance, kids?

Y'mean that massive rock that looks like an African with a migrane?

fugahsphloosh

That's right, my little angel! It's Fort Kearney, the first stop in our AUUUUUGHGGSKHDGSKJGAJSGGHDKJGJ


Ma? MA! What's wrong, ma?



She done been bitten! 'Ey, you! Get back here! I'll punch your goddamn face in! Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

It's no use, pa! He's gone!

That bastard ran towards the fort! FULL SPEED AHEAD DIGIT! We're gonna AVENGE MARY JANE if it's the LAST THING I DO!

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~End of Part 1~



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Danshir's Destructoid Blog
Wow. Just wow. Can't say I saw that one.
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
weird...I was just playing this

excellent job
falinter's Destructoid Blog
I like where this is going.
F Whipple's Destructoid Blog
I just found this series and tore through it. I'm loving it keep it up
Char Aznable's Destructoid Blog
Caulk the snake bite.

When the hell are you going to do some hunting? I want to see everybody in bear/bison pelts.
Danshir's Destructoid Blog
Hunting or some trading/buying of more supplies, just to add more characters would be great too.

I'm not complaining though.


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