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-Oregon Trail
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Winter break's almost over and I just farted.
Mood:
Steam: laymancurry
Battle:
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 Alright, let's plow through this thing already.
 I really think we should take the ferry.
I really think we should SLAP YOU ACROSS THE GODDAMN FACE WOMAN. We gonna FORD this thing like MEN. Oh by the way, if anyone asks about your bruises, you fell off the wagon. C'mon, Digit, hurry up and go back with the oxen.
 Y-yes, pa.
*spit* Damn, why is this river so salty?
Not as salty as a WHIPPIN', boy.
Good thing I had my way, eh? Safe and goddamn sound.
*choke, sputter*
 wooowoooooooooo
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*BUMP* OW! What the...
PA! The axle on the front wheels have been done in by a big rock!
Do not worry, son! I will PUNCH IT until it is fixed!
Hooray!
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Hah! Them rivers don't scare me one bit! Once more, PLOW THROUGH!
Pa, just 'cause that worked last time doesn't mean...
I said PLOW THROUGH
----------------------------------- Reader Input Time: This time our choices are slightly more limited. Do we continue to gung-ho the rivers or do we play with our caulks?
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Living the dream since March 16, 2006
also, caulk the damn thing.