Aright, knowing Pops, this is probably what he'd want me to get.





Oh dang, how'd I forget that?



Pop's gonna want plenty of oxen to tear in half!

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20 minutes later...


Alright son, you got the bullets?

Like heckfire I did, pops!

That's what I like to hear, boy.

Got some oxen for ya to tear in half, too.

There are brief periods of time where I don't regret having you, son.

Ah, shucks, pops.

drip drooolll

Dessie, Herpios is fussing a storm. If we don' leave now I'm afraid he'll bite my nips off again.

Welp, I'm pretty sure we've got what we need...

What month is it by the way? It'll be pretty gosh darn important to keep track.

Eh...ah...fuck. I kinda forget. I'll just wander around aimlessly and ask random passersby.



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What month should we start travellin' the ole trail?