On the count of ford!
FASTER boy! We ain't never gonna reach the bank at this rate!
*spit* Pa, the mud's gone into my shoes. It is very uncomfortable and it smells much like that time we had burritos.
Alright, let's plow through this thing already.
I really think we should take the ferry.
I really think we should SLAP YOU ACROSS THE GODDAMN FACE WOMAN. We gonna FORD this thing like MEN. Oh by the way, if anyone asks...
August 1, 1848
Welp, turns out it's August.
What? You IDIOT! I told you to keep track of time! I told you we had to leave around April! Now we're going to wind up in a blizzard, or worse!
Woah, woah, hold on a second....
Aright, knowing Pops, this is probably what he'd want me to get.
Oh dang, how'd I forget that?
Pop's gonna want plenty of oxen to tear in half!
20 minutes later...
Say hello to the Troidovski family:
Our fearless wagon leader:
A blacksmith from Missouri, Destre is a formidable man who has literally torn a bull in half with his bare hands. An entire. Fucking. Bull...
I'm gonna be bored during Thanksgiving break after finishing the term exams, so what better outlet than a little nostalgia and a blatant, unashamed ripoff of Something Awful's Let's Play formula, in blog format?
Finally, this ancient piece of turd is able to run games more complicated than NetHack thanks to a handy little fix I found on a Google search.
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For all those who were worrying over the comment drama that would supposedly spell out a delay for the release of this sought-after fan translation, it's now been revealed that Gemini was pulling a simple but rather convincin...