THE FOLLOWING BLOG CONTAINS IMAGES OF PYRAMID HEAD, SOME OF WHICH ARE KIND OF CREEPY, AND CONTAIN GORE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Pyramid Head, in his manly man form
Why? Pyramid head is a rapist, serial killer, crazy monster dude, who has no feminine qualities about him. So why? This thought was brought to me when I was searching for an image, and I saw a picture of Pyramid Head. But this was no ordinary Pyramid head, mind you, this was a woman version. She wore a long red dress, and had breast. I thought "Huh, I gotta blog about this", but sadly, I could not find the picture again. Instead, however, I have a couple of similar pictures that we can be horrified by all the same! Hurray!
First Up:
A female Pyramid Head by
Demented-Pumpkin
As you can see, she strikes a proud pose as she holds her blade behind her back. It looks as if it was meant to be sexy, but like the nurses in Silent Hill, it is not sexy....not sexy at all. What it does do is freak me out. I would run even faster from this then the man Pyramid Head. And thats saying something.
Next Up:
A black and white concept by
Iron-Fox
A cleaner, less scary Pyramid Head, yet still disturbing. No blood in this one, but somehow, it still maintains the freaky murder feeling. You have to respect that.
This one crosses with Naruto....
Sakura = Pyramid head? DUN DUN DUN (by
92-Pink-Ravens)
This is just scary. I mean...my god....I just can't come up with something witty or smart to say...But I do kinda wanna play Silent Hill now...but...just...Im afraid of getting attacked by THIS *shivers*.
And last but not least:
A Sailor Moon cross over. Found this one on Google, didn't have an artist page.
This is a true example of what my nightmares are made of. In the world of creepy transgender rapist monsters from Silent Hill, I think this one takes first place, though for what competition I haven't the slightest clue..
Well, In the end, I am thuroughly disturbed, and I still have no idea why people imagine Pyramid Head as a woman. My best guess is that we don't know what lies under that mask, and to them, it might be a woman. But who knows?
-Spike
PS:
He doesn't have to be scary lol
I've never played Silent Hill, but Pyramid Head still scares the shit out of me.
Because artists want to be edgy and original. Sorta like how people draw Jesus as black. Well, it's nothing like that but it's funny when people paint Black Jesus.
AHAHHA SAILOR MOON PYRAMID HEAD
There are such thing as women rapists.
Cause it won't be gay when she rapes the artists in their fantasies. Duh.
I think they are portrayed that way so that when you touch yourself you are looking at a chick.....
That first girl pyramid head is awesome.
Definitely some Freudian shit going on here. Fact: brain doctors say that the neural reactions caused by fear and sexual arousal are remarkably similar. FACT!
@Kapkomi
So? Doesn't change that its odd to draw him as a her
Because Asians want an androgynous world.
Q:Why do people draw Pyramid Head as a woman?
A:Because breasts make everything better.
well boobs don't make everything look better. look at those nurses from the SH movie and SH: Homecoming. talk about butterfaces.
nah jk when the dube from Homecoming first meets that nurse, I got a massive bonar.
yojimbo and sadistic should fight.
also i really enojoyed this.
pyramid head is definitely sexier as as man. drawing him as a girl just takes away from the scary pain-inflicting rapey element that makes him so darn hot.
Dude, I'm just stating the facts.
@Kapkomi:
Yea, either way rape = bad tho lol.
@Y0J1MB0: thank you
I'm a woman rapist.
Wait, what?
@Riotmonster
Haha
Does having breasts and a vagina really make Pyramid Head less of a man? Sometimes it's the testicles on the inside that count...
i don't care. what i do care about is why the fuck you posted 3 blogs almost back to back after getting told numerous fucking times not too.
What Qraze said.
@Qraze
why should 3 to 5 members of Dtoid dictate the rest???
I know you want quality control, which is why I dont bother posting, but nobody is forcing you here. :]
Yeah I'd fuck a female Pyramid Head if she was on fire.
Wow, looks like Pyramid Head is bringing Smexy back.
@Qraze:
Hmm, well, seeing as no one told me not too, and unless the owners of the site send me a E-mail or something forbidding multiple blog post in one day, I think what I have done is acceptable. I spent a fair amount of time on each blog post, and didn't rush them, so its not like they are hurried and meaningless post. Now how bout you stfu? No one makes you read my blog. Thats your choice.
BTW, they were not back to back, they were over an hour apart.
3 in one day! you could'nt have posted this one today? you are pushing other peoples blogs down and if everybody posted three in a day and "almost" back to back, this site would not have the community it has. an hour apart is back to back imo anyway. i understand the amount of time you put into this but thats no excuse to post one each hour for three hours. moderation is the key here. one blog a day, even two if they're well placed apart is what most us try to do.
my bad. it seems no one has told you before not to post multible blogs in one day. this is a community governed site, you ain't gonna get no email telling you to stop, but you do have a tendency to post about three blogs in one day and heres whats gona happen: you are gonna burn yourself out and run outta ideas, people will start to get on your back about, and a few other things.
you doing this is pushing your blog down and people won't give it too much attention because of that reason. i'm only trying to help.
if you had one of those brainstorming sessions and write three blogs, just publish one and wait for a good time to do the other. i got three blogs myself that i haven't published because to me timing is key and these blogs are only waitng on a specific time and event to really have the impact i want them to have.
Yea, good point, but I haven't been able to post for a few days, and those were ideas I'd been thinking of. Message received, I'll cut down a bit.
i heard bioshock 2 is gunna have pyramid head
Actually Spike, I don't mind that you posted three blogs in one day. The review was a good article as was this, but that middle one you posted was a waste of space.
Post as many blogs as you want mate, just make sure there's content in all of them if you're going to post more than one.
PYRAMID HEAD CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL.
@qraze: is he is capable of posting blogs on why doesn't zombies die of dehydratation, of hwy (really a few) people draw pyramid head as a woman, of who would win in a battle with hulk against a l4d tank, of why do we save on typewriter in RS... he isn't gonna run of idea any soon. and anyway more then half of the people on Dtoid despise him.
i know Mee, the irc don't lie lol.
boobs
@Mee
If you hate me so much, then how do you have a complete memory of most of my blogs? I think youre a secret fan who is just embarrassed lol. Relax people. Its the internet. Not life or death. Mee should probably stop reading my articles if he doesn't like them. Just a sugestion. Unless you purposely try to make yourself unhappy, which then I would be forced to call you some sort of Emo. Just saying.
@RiotMonster: you can't rape the willing
or can you? =o.0=?