Ok, so I had to find a picture of the Hulk earlier today, and in google images, there was a picture of a Left 4 Dead Tank with the caption of "Hulk smash!". I thought to myself: "That'd be an interesting fight...", and from that thought came this blog.
Both of them shirtless, looking as if they consumed a lethal amount of steroids, and both of them pissed off at the world, this fight would be a close one
VS
Strength:
Both of them have super strength, probably about even too. I mean look at them. Same size, shape, and about the same muscle size too, I think that they would be pretty evenly matched.
Special Abilities:
TANK
The tank, being the magical creature that it is, can get a large chunk of concrete from the ground, regardless if the ground is made of concrete. You see grass, the tank touches that grass, the grass is now concrete, you see the concrete speeding towards your skull at 90MPH. Given the area the fight takes place in, this mysterious power could give the tank a big advantage. Think of it. Grassy field, nothing for Hulk to throw, and suddenly the tank beats him upside the face with concrete. And even worse, the concrete magically disappears after the hit, leaving Hulk no chance to take it from the tank and use it himself.
HULK
The tank is kind of Ape like in the way it moves, but not the Hulk. No, the Hulk stands tall and proud. This gives him a speed advantage, so he can out run the tank if need be. Hell, he might even be able to get behind him and give him a good smash to the back of the skull.
Smarts:
TANK
A zombie isn't so bright, and thats what the tank is, a zombie, so he is most likely retarded
HULK
The Hulk has anger issues, and doesn't really think before he acts. Blinded by rage, he is fairly stupid.
Stamina/Health:
TANK
The tank takes a lot of damage to put down, but eventually he dies.
HULK
The Hulk doesn't seem to die easy. I mean sure, he can die, it just takes a hell of a lot of manpower.
In my own opinion, I think the tank might win. Afterall, the tank is like one big Zombie Hulk.
What are your thoughts? Who would win?
-Spike
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Comic book Hulk can punch press over 100 tons, has skin thick enough to resist direct tank fire, has been eaten alive by giant insects who left nothing but bone and a little brain, only to fully regenerate in a few hours, and gets stronger and more durable as he gets more angry.
And Zombie Hulk bit the head off of the Silver Surfer and ate it.
So yeah, I don't know about movie Hulk, but comic book Hulk can pretty much take anyone out.
Sorry.
All other forms, bullets bounce off of him without him even noticing. And your question becomes really retarded.
Well, then lets assume its television Hulk, just for sake of argument
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That would be an odd wedding, the Tuxedo cost for the big guys would be ridiculous.
Hulk aplauses produce sound-damage waves.
Hulk resist most of the shots done with normal weapons.
Hulk can beat 10 Tanks o more in less than a minute!