Anders Breivik, the Norwegian mass murderer convicted for killing 77 people is threatening a hunger strike if he’s not given a Playstation 3 among other creature comforts. Apparently, he believes his current Playstation 2 is too juvenile and is cruel and unusual.
My first thought when I heard this was “Tough! You play PS2 and you’ll like it or starve motherfucker!” The balls this guy has to demand a new console after causing so much pain. At least he retrained himself a bit by not demanding a shiny new PS4.
It’s surprising to me that this turd, this monster, who killed 77 people has access to anything that can provide him with any type of enjoyment or the ability to pass the time. It reminds me when I was a kid and my parents punished me by sending me to my room. In my room, I had a TV, videogames, stereo, books, etc… It was fucking paradise. If they really wanted to punish me, they should’ve sent me anywhere but my room.
Anders, who fancies himself as a right-wing extremist has gone a bit soft it appears. In a letter he wrote to authorities, he says “…Other inmates have access to adult games while I only have the right to play less interesting kids game… One example is 'Rayman Revolution
,' a game aimed at 3-year-olds.”
Why Anders, I thought you were a militant, but evidently, you are just a giant fat pussy, with a chin beard.
Image search for Big Fat Pussy were very inappropriate, even for my standards. Here's an image of the world's fattest cat instead.
It get’s better though. Breivik needs extra amenities to accompany a PS3. He continues in the letter that he needs his $49 allowance doubled and demands a more comfortable chair.
Breivik closes out his letter of demands with this, “You've put me in hell … and I won't manage to survive that long. You are killing me. If I die, all of Europe's right-wing extremists will know exactly who it was that tortured me to death."
Here's Breivik's hell. What? No mint on pillow? Fuck this I'm writing Amnesty International.
Norway has what many would call a “progressive” system of incarceration. Inmates live in what apparently look like well appointed dorm rooms, with plenty of amenities. It’s not like Breivik has to worry about dropping the soap in the communal shower and getter buggered by an inmate called “Ripper”. No one is going to shank Anders with a filed down toothbrush in the cafeteria. I’d say he should thank his lucky stars that he’s incarcerated in Norway and not somewhere else with more “conservative” views of punishment.
That is what is most ironic with this situation in my opinion. Regardless of your political affiliations, I find it quite funny that Breivik, who massacred so many people in the name of right-wing fanaticism is now trying to game a very liberal and progressive system. You can’t have it both ways pal.
Nice "chin strap" beard. What's the matter? Your mustache grows in too thin for normal facial hair? Also, nice eyebrows freak.
Anders Breivik, I hope that the authorities deny everything you requested. As far as I’m concerned, you have it too good already. As a parent, what you did to those people and especially those children is my worst nightmare come true.
As a gamer, I find it reprehensible that you considered yourself a fan of my beloved medium and allowed the media to paint gamers, once again, as a threat to society. You’re a sick twisted person, who should have been treated for your obvious mental illness before you became a societal threat. I pray that when your 21-year sentence is complete, the Norwegian authorities rightfully put you right back in indefinitely. You can spend the rest of your days playing video games, from your comfy chair, while everyone else moves on and forgets you.
You can read more about Anders Breivik's letter of demands here