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SpielerDad avatar 7:07 PM on 07.14.2013
"What About the Twinkie?"



Friends, our long national nightmare is over.

The Twinkie, one of man's greatest inventions is back. After falling into the abyss, perhaps never to be seen again, we have witnessed a triumphant return of the yellow sponge cake and cream filled delight. It's like Gandalf the Grey, battling the Balrog to death, only to return as Gandalf the White, wiser and more powerful.

I don't want to live in a world where the Twinkie does not exist. Sure, it's not the healthiest snack in the world, but in moderation and plenty of exercise, one can indulge in it's golden goodness every once in awhile.


The first one is always free

The Twinkie, also holds a vital place in pop culture. I like to imagine some day in the future, watching Ghostbusters with my daughter, when the scene where Egon use a Twinkie to explain the amount of psycho kinetic energy in the New York area. She'll turn to me and say, "Daddy, what's a Twinkie?" We will then share a Twinkie and take part in important father/daughter bonding and shit. Without the Twinkie, the opportunity would be lost! What would we eat? Rice cakes? LIKE ANIMALS?!?

The Twinkie is returning to stores in the next week or so. Go out and enjoy. One will not kill you.


 
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