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Craigslist Find I Can't Resist
Sphinx 13 \| 2:55 PM on 12.05.2007	16 comments

So I was sitting here at work surfing my normal sites when I came across a link to a craigslist post which I always have a spot in my heart for. There is just something about these that I find so hilarious even if they are real. Here is the new craigslist champ:

I really hope that this post is a real one, because, there is nothing sweeter than the crazy people with the really fucked up fetishes. ( Tentacle porn has nothing on this)

Editor's note: JO = Jack Off...

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16 comments | showing # 1 to 16

Butmac

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

Sphinx 13

The best line to refer back to is the straight guys only, no gay stuff...

And then you read on and it gayer than 5 guys blowing 6 guys.

Silverback 55

And I am losing faith in humanity faster and faster.

Kryptinite

lol...man....vortex? I can't believe I read that whole thing

Snaileb

wow

Sphinx 13

@ Kryptinite: How could you say, that you regret reading something like that? It was pure gold I tell ya!

Also, No reply without face + dick pics

MechaMonkey

I don't get it. What's so strange about this?

Eschatos

Wouldn't a tornado rip your dick off?

galagabug

why is it so hard to find a JO budy with a lust for life?

Spartacus

Yes. It would rip your dick off.

maxio098ui

wait mecha monkey,.......WHAT? jo is jerkoff, masturbation;)

stuff funnyer than britney spears

Kryptinite

@Sphinx 13

What I meant to say was I can't believe I read it....twice.

king3vbo

That is fucking epic

EternalDeathSlayer

That is fucking disgusting. What a fucking douche.

SteamyV

Further proof that anything (even creepy vortex fetishes) can be made more awesome with Bill Paxton.

brainderailment

I thought my crazy hurricane fetish was odd, now I don't feel so strange. Maybe I'll give this guy a ring.

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