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[voice = British Criminal]
I'm fucking Wobbuffet. I'm freaking unstoppable.
You wanna know how they spell my name in the Big Leagues?
B-A-N-N-E-D! Because I'm so fucking cash, you can't stop the flow.
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Seriously though, take me. Represent the Pokefans, and bring the best that was ever banned from tournament play.
And because this will help me in my case I present for going to PAX next year to my parents.
I'm fucking Wobbuffet. I'm freaking unstoppable.
You wanna know how they spell my name in the Big Leagues?
B-A-N-N-E-D! Because I'm so fucking cash, you can't stop the flow.
[/voice]
Seriously though, take me. Represent the Pokefans, and bring the best that was ever banned from tournament play.
And because this will help me in my case I present for going to PAX next year to my parents.
I love you! (in that platonic way of old ladies who hug you just a little too long and kiss you on the cheek while reeking of bad perfume to cover the scent of before-noon boozing). You are awesome! I have 3 adoptive dtoid kids and I'll see you at pax!
... We can compare baby pictures of our kids... We'll have to draw the pics and imagine them as babies.. but that should be ... Ummmmm... interesting! :)
... We can compare baby pictures of our kids... We'll have to draw the pics and imagine them as babies.. but that should be ... Ummmmm... interesting! :)
You should definitely take my avatar(reasons below).
First off, my avatar as me as Guile. I'm the ultimate wingman. My avatar will get you laid more times than I can throw sonic booms in a match. Guaranteed.
More importantly, nobody fucks with Guile for fear of a flash kick to the dick. So you have automatic security while at PAX. Hell, even on the flight, if someone tries to hijack that plane, I'll use my comb to slice some throats. Combs > Box cutters all day.
Last and least, I will be eternally grateful to you for taking my avatar. Not "blow you in the alley" grateful, but maybe "handjob in the theater" grateful.
Choose UsedtaGuile.
Choose America.
First off, my avatar as me as Guile. I'm the ultimate wingman. My avatar will get you laid more times than I can throw sonic booms in a match. Guaranteed.
More importantly, nobody fucks with Guile for fear of a flash kick to the dick. So you have automatic security while at PAX. Hell, even on the flight, if someone tries to hijack that plane, I'll use my comb to slice some throats. Combs > Box cutters all day.
Last and least, I will be eternally grateful to you for taking my avatar. Not "blow you in the alley" grateful, but maybe "handjob in the theater" grateful.
Choose UsedtaGuile.
Choose America.
Hey. You should take me to PAX. Wanna know why you should take me to PAX? Wanna know? Because I'm a man. I bench-pressed 70 cartons of eggs and then used those same 70 cartons of eggs to build a boat. I used that eggboat to sail across pretty much every sea on the planet, including the seas of many a woman's heart. I once made jello pudding for orphans by flexing the muscles on my muscles. These orphans became Spider-Man after eating said jello pudding, and thus had parents because superheroes. Every Autumn I participate in the Annual Man Festival, which involves me standing out in the middle of the street pelvic thrusting in a thong. It helps the crops grow. Like...500 times an hour. And, on the first Monday of last September, somewhere between 5:00pm and 10:00pm, I ate dinner.
Also,
Business suits.
Also,
Business suits.
