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I've just seen the worst game ending ever
SovietMudkipz | 8:35 PM on 09.12.2009 31 comments


The Beatles: Rock Band be thy name.



For one thing, it's stupid. Yes, that happened on top of the Apple Corps building. Go art!

It's not even bad in a funny or noteworthy way. It's completely unremarkable. There's no buildup to speak of, nothing to denote that this is an ending and not just another one of the segue* scenes that bridge chapters. The opening cinematic of the game is more climatic than this; as a matter of fact, it contains most of the goingson of this ending in itself. There's not even a real final song, save for a song called The End (icwutudidthar) that comes after the credit roll(?).

I can't really dissect it further without trespassing into a discussion of pacing problems that the game as a whole has, so I'll come to a close with this: there has never been a more profound "are you kidding me, that's it?" moment that I have ever experienced while playing a video game than that of TBRB's ending. Be forewarned.

*EDIT: A bad ending is a bad ending no matter how you slice it. I remember the end of Guitar Hero 2, where Free Bird was essentially an ending in it's own right, and the words written in the stars were just a nice bonus. TBRB barely attempts anything like this and I'm surprised you're all so forgiving of that.

And a game doesn't have to have a plot to have an ending. Or at least, it doesn't have to have a culmination that's plot-centric in order for it to be compelling. I can think of a few instances of this (Punch-Out Wii, most recently). Again, TBRB doesn't even approach this.



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10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 20:53
10BobMarleys
You're complaining about an unsatisfying plot in a Rock Band game? REALLY? Wow.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 20:56
Overcrowd
Um. *segue.

:)
diceshow7's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 21:00
diceshow7
Feel free to discuss another game of this genre, Guitar Hero or Rockband, that ended better.

*yawn*...

We're waiting.
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 21:06
Spitfire
Im confused, isnt a music game supposed to be something with no end?
squirrelyg's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 21:10
squirrelyg
Aside from complaining about the plot of a Rock Band game let me ask you this: Did you know a single thing about the Beatles or their Career in music?
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 21:15
Monodi
A lame ending? It was not an epic, its a licensed music game. But that said, I think its a beautiful ending. It does not have any epic satisfaction or plot twist, its simply another spectacular from the Beatles.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 21:31
Chris Carter
Haha, wow. I expected maybe like one of GTAIV's two endings or something, but a rhythm game?

I can't think of any rhythm game that HAS a true ending: consider yourself lucky!
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 21:37
theredpepperofdoom
...what? It's a music game, not an RPG. what did you expect, Paul McCartney killing John Lennon?
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 21:41
MrSadistic
spoilers:

Paul McCartney is Yoko Ono
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 21:52
Jamie McGinn
Snape Killed John Lennon
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 22:50
phantomile
"Ono's head is in the box."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 23:06
Takeshi
The Beatles are The Monkees with Mick Jagger as lead singer.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/12/2009 23:07
power-glove
Uh..that is how the concert actually ended. They finished that concert with "The End" and that was the final performance of The Beatles. What else were you looking for?

Also, in GH2, a UFO picked your character up and flew with you into space. Then, you saw the stars.
king kong five's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 01:11
king kong five
****SPOILERS****
Yoko Ono was Master Miller all along, Ringo Starr takes of his space suit and he's actually woman, George Harrison may or may not have some cake, and John Lennon casts Meteor. Also Paul McCartney dies but they'll probably bring his arm back in the sequel.
king kong five's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 01:11
king kong five
*OFF GOD DAMN IT, OFF
Cutie Honey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 01:27
Cutie Honey
That ending actually looked pretty badass. Animation was solid, song choice was good, effects were trippy. I think it finished off the game well.
Arkhon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 02:31
Arkhon
@power-glove:

Actually, the concert was cut short by the police after playing Get Back the second time through. However, The End is the last song on the last Beatles album.

Also, I laughed when you said, "There's no buildup to speak of, nothing to denote that this is an ending..." Really? You clearly don't know your Beatles if that's the case. What would you have preferred? The Beatles' career is one of the few that lends itself to the plot of a music game. It actually has an end, and playing on that rooftop is the best end to a music game I've ever seen, partly because it's based on what really happened and partly because everything else just has a harder song at the end and that's it.

Seriously, imagine being there to hear the Beatles' last performance blasting from the rooftop of Apple Corps headquarters.
Arkhon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 02:40
Arkhon
Actually, everything after "album." in that post is directed at SovietMudkipz. Reading it through again, it looked a little unclear.
grasslunatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 04:15
grasslunatic
The End is the perfect song to end that game on.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 05:29
Takeshi
I also heard the original ending was set on the Last Train to Clarksville.
Victor Stillwater's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 07:14
Victor Stillwater
I wish I could play the game...
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 08:15
Jesus H Christ
After reading months ago that the ending was supposed to be this huge epic thing that would bring any Beatles fan to tears, that is a bit of a let down. It's still cool though.

Also, yeah, music game.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 09:27
TheDreadHawk
Wait, wait, wait.

You don't like the ending to this game yet your GamerCard Picture is the logo?

BWUH?
Jay Hitcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 10:12
Jay Hitcher
Beatles Rock Band - the Prince of Persia of music games
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 12:44
flabzilla
I had no idea these types of games had endings. Weird.
SovietMudkipz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 16:45
SovietMudkipz
@Dreadhawk: Not liking this ending doesn't mean I don't like the entire game.
@Arkhan: If I have to "know my Beatles" in order for the end/finale to have merit then the game isn't doing it's job very well.

I shouldn't have to imagine what it would be like, the gmae should show me.
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