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Why the Empire and the Rebels Don't get along.
Southparker \| 2:06 PM on 01.02.2008	16 comments

hey, southparker here.

ever wonder why the rebels don't get along with the empire, well it's not about freedom.

here are some reasons why the Rebels hate the Empire

1. They have stylish white suites and they won't tell the Rebels were they got them
2. The emperor's a prick
3. They're all teenagers going through a rebellious stage.
4. They don't want to be clones (A.K.A Stormtroopers)
5. They don't like to be told what to do. duh

Why the Empire Despises the Rebels

1. They're all a bunch of pussy good guys
2. They blew up the death star
3. They blew up the death star again
4. They're allies with furry critters like wookies and ewoks
5. They want a democratic government, they must be stupid.

That is why they hate each other.

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15 comments | showing # 1 to 15

Tragic Hero

Don't forget that the Rebels hate the empire because they beat up the jedi and took their glow wands.

Snaileb

Rebel Scum kiss their sisters.

Southparker

that is true.

Southparker

long live the Empire!!!

MrSadistic

If your lightsaber rack has a lightsaber rack, then you just might be a Jedi.

king3vbo

Sadistic wins an interweb

007

Nigga stole my X-34 landspeeder!

SLiFE

My 1st band in Rock Band was called You Rebel Scum.

bhive01

Damn wamprats. 2 meters wide my ass.

Gangles

6. TK421 is never at his damn post

shipero

The Empire are a buncha dicks man. Rebl 4 Lyfe.

Southparker

@Gangles he is never at hi post.

MechaMonkey

7. They're all a bunch of stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, nerf-herders.

JohnTheCrow

Learning to operate an AT-AT: four years of Imperial Army Training

Cost of bulding an AT-AT: 2.3 billion dollars each

Getting your AT-AT blown up by some punk with a grappling hook and a glow stick: priceless

F Whipple

8. They can never find the droids they're looking for

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