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Four Things about GTA 4 – Part 1 of 4
Soulhammer | 8:52 AM on 04.30.2008 11 comments


Usually I try to avoid posting something about a game like GTA 4 just after release because everyone and their dog does the same and the chance of mine being worth reading or even noticed is slim, like finding a needle in a haystack. But I find that this game is worth the attempt and time spent to post my thoughts.

1. Cops are a pain in the ass

I have played and beaten all of the GTA titles except for San Andreas. I hated the constant micro-managing; ie working out, changing clothes to match gang colors, shit like that. But in all the other games the cops seemed to be kinda pushovers. No matter what wanted level I got, I was always able to find a way to escape, I could bust through the road blocks if I needed to, evade the helicopters yada yada. While I was playing yesterday I got the cops on me for fun and got my wanted level to 5 stars I think. The chase was on, I kept having to switch cars because the cops would shoot out the tires, and once when I got on a bridge the feds setup impenetrable roadblocks on both sides. I was like “Wow, they are really hard ass in this game”



2. Brucie is awesome!!

One of Romans friends names is Brucie, a juiced up meathead. His character is the coolest in the game to me so far, aside from Nikko. His constant roid rage and anger are a constant form of entertainment for me. Its hilarious when he tries to push up on Nikko and look tough and Nikko always knocks him down a peg or two.



3. Mini-games are fun

I know I said that I hate the micro-managing shit from San Andreas, but the difference between SA and IV’s mini-games is that IV’s mini-games are optional and just there for fun. The pool game is a lot of fun, and darts is pretty easy. I can’t wait to see what else the game has is store.


4. Nikko doesn’t wear a seatbelt

There I as hurtling down the street in the nice car I just hotwired off the street corner, trying to outrun the fuzz. I am weaving in and out of traffic, peeling around corners and running over pedestrians. Then out of no where comes this cop heading right for me in an unplanned game of chicken. I try to swerve out of the way but he slides his patrol car right into my front end and I go flying head first out of the windshield and over the patrol car. The first time it happened I actually jumped out of my seat and yelled out “SHIT!!!”




Stay tuned for more GTA 4 info.





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brucie97's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 09:13
brucie97
Yeah that first launch out of the driver's seat was definitely an "OH SHIT!" moment.
Samson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 09:32
Samson
Indeed, it's an intense moment.
My best encounter with it was the mission where you chase down the laundry mat owner who owes some protection money. I forced his van down the hill of a park. I managed to smash him into a tree. While I was lawling at this, I couldn't stop my car from flying down the hill, and I got launched a good distance. I thought to myself "Oh SHIT!!! Wait, why didn't the guy in the van go flying as well?"
And yes, I'm pretty sore about those cops too xD
Schmo0zle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 09:43
Schmo0zle
I flew off a ledge that was higher than a building next to it in my car..The car nose dived, smashed front-end first into the ground and ejected me. I was like "Ah, fuck.."

...Then the car slowly tipped over right on top of me before I could get up and out of the way, killing me instantly.

Fuck.

It's an awesome game, but it is taking some getting used to...It's so different from the last ones.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 10:07
NightDehumidifier
I got a better list:

1. It sucks.
2. The disc cannot be eaten.
3. Give it to a ten year old who likes Dane Cook and watch him become the Future Douchebag of America.
4. Gremlins 2: The New Batch is light years better in quality than Gremlins.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 11:01
king3vbo
The first time I flew out of the car after a crash I could not stop laughing. Histerical stuff.

Stop trolling, NightDehumidifier. No one cares that you hate GTA4. Also, you're name is really fucking stupid
Soulhammer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 11:16
Soulhammer
Thanks King3vbo. Someone had to say it, i didnt want to feed the troll.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 11:40
NightDehumidifier
First amendment.

bmdubya's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 11:43
bmdubya
Best game yet for this generation of consoles. This is the first next gen game. It is incredible.
weirdfunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/30/2008 13:13
weirdfunk
Haha love the last picture. Nikos face is priceless.
And yeah the first launch out of the windshield is definately an "OHSHIT!" kind of moment
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