Gather now younglings, on this weary cold night
Away from the windows and lock the doors tight.
For the world of Darkness is not for the living
And frankly you children are irritating.
So settle down, quiet, little Hume,
Do you see that? Just staring into your soul...
Yes, the man who graced the cover of innumerable pulp romance novels and helped convince the world that imitation butter simply couldn't be believed helped b...
Bio: It is said that all it takes for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing.
So when my village was burning, I chose to drink bourbon.
This is around the time my Spirit Guide chose to intervene. I suppose enough was enough, there's only so much an ass can take.
An ass, by the way. My Spirit Animal is an Ass.
Imagine my dejected mood.
I mean, he didn't even bring marshmallows.
You may think roasting marshmallows doesn't mix well with bourbon, or the deaths of everyone I know, but this was Honey Bourbon. Excellent stuff.
And fuck those guys.
Lindt White Chocolate Truffles.
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Phantasy Star IV
Y's (ALL OF IT NOMNOMNOM)
Breath of Fire 3
Final Fantasy VI