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A new love
Solgrim | 12:42 PM on 07.03.2009 22 comments



Don't worry Sakura, you're an exception.

There is a new man in my life. This guy has filled a void that has been empty for far too long. Through all of the fighters I have liked throughout the fighting games I have tried, non have resonated with me like this fellow. This is the first time I can truly and absolutely say that they are my favorite fighting game character. No more mixed feelings on whether this one or that one will be my main character, this IS my main character. If I lose every match from here until I die. I will still play this character. If other characters come along and display an equal or even exceeding amount of awesomeness. I will still play this character. He is that great. He is that awesome. His name is:




























































Bang Shishimothafuckin'gami.


And he is a:


Long live BlazBlue.



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Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
If Tager wasn't such a bad ass, Bang would probably be my main.

Install Greatness is the best fighting game move since Dan's Fireball.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
I support this message.

Also I really need to get a wallet like that.
Gyrael's Destructoid Blog
Godfreakingdammit. I NEED THIS GAME.
Naim Master's Destructoid Blog
BANG! BlazBlue can't be delivered soon enough !
Zippyduda's Destructoid Blog
Can someone explain the hopefully not metaphorical nail on his back? :]

Fei Long FTW :P
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
Well, his name is Bang because he banged your mom. He his nail symbolizes when he nailed your mom. That's about it.
Zippyduda's Destructoid Blog
You see, this is why "mom" jokes are the stupidest thing ever created. Don't think the thought that my mother's dead ever crossed your mind. You're an idiot Solgrim.
Tubatic's Destructoid Blog
"Talk to the hand girlfriend, for I am Bang ShiShiGami!"

Tager's Storymode, beat Bang with a Distortion Finish. This must be heard.
Krow's Destructoid Blog
Your mother is dead? That's hilarious.
Zippyduda's Destructoid Blog
You sicken me Kupo, I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true you sick fuck.
CWal37's Destructoid Blog
I finally started unlocking more Astral finishes just now, but since I'm going to a party I doubt I'll have them in time to lose to you guys tonight.
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
Zippy, my mother and the grandmother who raised me are both dead. I don't even know my father. I have zero parents or grandparents. Been like that since I was 17. I am 25 now. As for the "mom" joke I decided to spew out, it was supposed to imply the same for every ones mothers.

From you getting butt-hurt over Michael Jackson jokes on the forums to getting offended over a "Yo mama" joke (something that hasn't held any real offensive relevance since 1992) you need to chill out, man.
norm9's Destructoid Blog
You ladies need to chill out.

Because we all know that Rachel Alucard is the motherfuckin' real deal. Lightning bolts, inflateable bats, malleable cats, and a giant fork as weapons.

Fuck Bang!
Usedtabe's Destructoid Blog
@Zippy: Just how was he supposed to know about your mom? Instead of assuming he should know about your personal life, maybe you should grow some thicker skin. No offense, but you came off as rude to someone who could not possibly know about your mother.
CountingConflict's Destructoid Blog
JIN KISARAGI + ARAKUNE = YOUR DEMISE!!! BRING IT!
Zippyduda's Destructoid Blog
What. The. Fuck.

It's the fact that is an old joke, and the fact it's seriously pointless to say it, as well as completely irrelevant. If you want to say irrelevant things or abuse someone, go to a trolls blog or The Bar.

Solgrim, considering I was the one who asked about the nail on his back, that implied it was aimed at me.

I normally do have thick skin, but the fact I've had the insult thrown at me 5 times in a few days takes the piss. I shouldn't have to shout it off the rooftops or put it in my profile, I just think people should stop saying that shit.

As for MJ, what has that got to do with ANYTHING? lol. I can't believe you were even sad enough to bring that up. I wasn't even getting butt hurt about it, I was just saying my two cents and the fact I grew up with his music and didn't respect the jokes that were flying around as soon as he died, and that because he died, it was an excuse to.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
I like turtles...and games.
garison's Destructoid Blog
oya
RAB's Destructoid Blog
oh you mean strider? yeah strider is ok
RAB's Destructoid Blog
also "no u"
Solgrim's Destructoid Blog
Oh har har har! A scarf doesn't mean shit. Strider still remains the most badass ninja in the video game world.
Sam Spectre's Destructoid Blog
lmfao...

Im happy I managed to read this even if it was months later.


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