As I had stated earlier in a recent post, it was reported that Jean Claude Van Damme would be appearing in another round of the World of Warcraft advertisement campaign, "What's your game?" I speculated that he would go the stealthy ninja like route and be a rogue. Boy was I wrong.
I never saw him being a troll mage but apparently, "Hand-to-hand combat for me: it's over!" Here is the full transcription of his commercial.
"My name is Jean-Claude Van Damme... and I am a mage."
"Hand-to-hand combat for me: it's over!"
"Now I can cast powerful spells!"
"Just try messing with me... I'll turn you into a sheep."
"A sheep!"
"...Because we all are a bit like sheep, you know..."
"I am Jean-Claude Van Damme, I am a mage."
"And you?"
"What's your game?"
And the next celebrity, as the title says, will be "Mini-Me" himself, Verne Troyer. If they cast him as anything else but a gnome I'll be disappointed.
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Verne Troyer photoshop is win.
it looks like hes had to sell more than a few of his chains to maintain his WoW addiction
That is all.
Fat ass Steven Seagal?