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I can dance a jig for you, though your insides will overflow with disappointment and sadness will consume you at witnessing such.
I detest video games (which is to say I love video games.)
I also lie
I like to start sentences contained in biographical blurbs with "I".
I like games called Silent Hill (Silent Hill 2 especially), Metal Gear Solid, Halo, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Street Fighter, Final Fantasy (7-10, 12), Uncharted 3, Bioshock, Braid, Half-life, and many many more hit titles you can find at your local video game vendor.
I sometimes pass gas.
I am not a heavy reader, though I will sometimes read books, (some) comics, and plays. Example of such include Catch-22, Waiting for Godot, Watchmen, Batman: Arkham Asylum A Serious House on Serious Earth and I enjoy post-modern surrealism (that stuff that you probably consider pretentious.) I am currently reading "The Old Republic: Deceived"
I hate Richard Linklater. (I find his movies pretentious and anything you learn in the movie "Waking Life" you could of learned from a first year community college philosophy course and it would of been more interesting)
I am heavily critical of films and hate most movies you like. (Like Transformers.) Though I have an unnatural love for Die Hards 1 & 3. (<3)
Also Parks and Recreation is a remarkable show. Ron Swanson is a remarkable person.
I am currently procrastinating.
I am an idiot.
I am epileptic.
I am half asian.
I am Joe.
Steam:
Battle:
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Mii:
Gamertag: Sniper BoB 13
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It's true.
Google that on your iPhone and you'll find it to be true. 
Here's Jeff Goldblumasaurus for your amusement.
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I used to be a Catholic but I wouldn't make a c-blog about it.
You should, especially if you're trying to find ways to put off papers that you know you should be writing.
Against my better judgment, I won't scold you, but only because you have a Venture Brothers blog header.
GO TEAM VENTURE!
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Img fail >_<
 
I use to be a kid.
@RetroSoldier: holy shit! really? me too, uncanny coincidence right?
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