Destructoid is a great community. I found it through my never ending news junkie fix finding, and I had a problem accessing the site. Some techie by the name of Niero went above and beyond to help me fix the problem, and I said to myself "this guy deserves a raise". Turned out, he's the owner, who apparently has nothing better to do than to make sure everybody on his networks are happy. I can't fault him for this.

As far as us all being assholes? Where did you think all of those spoiled Nintendo Power reading brats would eventually end up? Ok, I can't bash Kotaku too hard. Seriously though, those comment mod trolls at Gawker are totally stuck up. The day they were down because they were being DOS attacked I made a comment saying "I thought it was just a slow news day". WHAM, permanent ban from the comments. I still enjoy reading at their sites, but in comparison to Destructoid, they take the hipster heavyweight title hands down.

Maybe you're just pissed about Jim Sterling's opinion on one of the most beloved video games of and most played since the late 90's, Half-Life. Yeah, he might need a good spanking for that one... but he can be funny and we're the ADD generation, so we'll forget and continue our musings. Besides, the best dicks and asses make for the best comedians, and porn, no homo. I had a dream once that Anthony Burch, no shit, was a total ass to me because I was the new guy, that and I was totally sloshed puking everywhere and spilling bong water. I only find it weird that it didn't actually happen.

Everyone here at Destructoid is that gamer kid, news junkie, spoiled rotten brat, hipster, chronic masterbater, ninja, whackjob, professional, friend, whiner, fan, person looking for just a place to just go and communicate with other like-minded individuals from all walks of life. Destructoid is a community, and whether you are coming or going, you are welcome here.

-Ian