This is just weird.
(....What was her response?)

Sorry, I'm the resident random person on here.

bubble gum horse tomato space station

I'm really sorry to tell you that I don't much like this post. It's not my favorite.

Hilariousness, fear the wrath of destructoid!!!

and miss out seeing you burn out in the eternal pits of virginity? nah we'll stay right here and keep laughing at your sorry pathetic ass.

Ok you want to equate a video game to religion, all right. I cometh down from the mountain of intelligence to give the stupid (you) the commandments from the video game gods

1: It's a video game. It is neither real, a real recorded event, or alive. Thus it can't have a soul or be equated to a living being. It is also something clearly created by a definable group of people and thus no holiness or divinity can be attributed to it.
2: Though shalt not be an complete fucktard and ask wholly stupid question that have no real answer.
3: Though shalt be courteous in the face of other people, especially people who do no wrong (nuns), lest you face a beatdown motherfucker.
4: Thou shall write blogs logically and of considerable valuable to the Dtoid or thou should getteth the fuck out
5: If you can not follow the 4 previous commandments. Then thou art a complete asshole and a stupid one at that and have no business even breathing the air other better breath.
6: It is never ok to wear a cap between 1 to 90 degrees from where the cap brim should be situated at the front or back of head, anything with a popped collar or pink, spray on tans or spiked hair. It maketh you a douche and deserveth of death.
7: If said self image (#6) is made into any form gamertag, avatar, etc. Then you are not only a douche but a sad and pathetic one at that. You're death shall be considered as being put out of your misery
8: Though shall not troll the lands of Destructoid for they are holier than thou and all non trolls must be considered above you in every possible way, you worthless excuse for a human being.
9: It is okay to have a little baggie next to you to throw trash away if you are eating snacks while gaming.
10: Though shall not game naked if a web camera of any kind is involved
11: Thou shalt not worship graven images (CODMW2) in the face of holier products of entertainment (HL2, Zelda Mario etc)
12: Though shall honor thy single player
13: Though shall not covet thy neighbor's setup
14: Though shall not steal kills or points from others
15: Though shall not kill (this should be obvious)
16: remember thy release date and keep it holy
17: Though shall not bear false abuse reports against other players
18: Though shall not covet thy neighbor's gamerscore
19: Though shall not make wrongfull use of the word fag or any form of slur or debasement
20: The one true console is pc. All others are apostles to great lord computer.
21: If gaming drunk or possible high (though i do not condone it) try as much as possible to avoid online if you passeth the point where inebriation maketh you a better player.
22: Though shall not maketh crude gamertags in the name of thinking they are funny.
23: Avoideth videogames when speaking to people who have no interest in them, especially one you are particularly attracted to. Remember, ass always trumps controllers.
24: Thou shall not buyeth sports games. If you can do it for real, then there is no point doing it at all digitally.
25: Never buyeth from gamestop or EB for they are a den of wickedness and you get better deals at big box electronic stores
26: Readeth snow crash for it is holy. And second life totally ripped it off too.
27: Buyeth not from activision unless bargain, present or used. They concern themselves not for the player and instead for their own profit. EA isn't great either but at least they still have dedicated servers.
28: buyeth games that though thinketh are good. Never buy something recommended by others unless you can confirm yourself to have similar sentiments. That's how madden became so damn popular.
29: Though shall not expecteth to have a rig that can truly run crysis at full power and at a good frame rate until well into 2011.
30: Thou shall not talketh online with thy mouth full

what the fuck is going on in here

@Bugsport: Never equated a game with religion. Niero, who apparently many of you do not know who is, the founder of Destructoid, I equated to the second coming.