HAMZA's homeland:
HAMZA certainly lives in Nairobi, Kenya. Along with overthrowing the government, he has made it illegal for those who live in Nairobi to buy Adobe and has forced Nairobites to shoop his image with Gimp. HAMZA has even released a hit album "You won't find Adobe here in Nairobi"
Widely considered to be one of the greatest IRL trolls of all time. Way back in the sixties, Charles HAMZA aka C. HAM invented and popularised murder. Since then, murder has enjoyed consistent mainstream success and remains one of the most widely enjoyed pastimes today.
The following took place between last thursday and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Mikey: "So i herd u liek Mudkips"
HAMZA: "I LUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRVE MUDKIPS!"