Hey guys! It's the middle of the week, and if you work in an office like most of us, the worst is over! Unless you work at Destructoid, where the editors will get beaten at a gesture of Niero's might robot hand if they become unshackled.
A little birdie told me that Destructoid shackles will be in the shop section soon... so kinky!
Anyways, a couple days of drinking and wondering where the hell things went wrong, it's finally time for your weekly interweb nonsense that only the community blogs can bring in it's own twisted sick way.
So unless you're a troll, we've all heard about Linsay Lohan getting busted for a DUI, again. Right out of rehab too. Too bad though, she almost broke the record of being the mandatory drunk. Well it seems our lovely boozer was schedueled to appear on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, but she decided she missed pooping in public with strangers around and headed to jail instead. So what is a talk show host to do? Make comedy gold out of it!
In gaming related news, it seems XBLive is "Bringing it home" again, which means one of two things : downloads are going to be a bitch, and alot of irrelivant stuff is going to spam the market place. Now this may not be much of a news bit, but check out this AWESOME 300 xbox360! DO WANT! Win it here!
I don't know if you guys (sans overseas) have ever shopped at a Gamestop/EB, but anyone can be the first to tell you how much crap you have to go through just to buy a game that isn't used, that you don't have to pre-order, or trying to get around the "BUT YOU NEED THIS GUIDE!!" scam, and these people are more so the type to tell you. Definitely a worthy read!
Well, I'm officially tapped. Here's a re-mix video for the Nintendo 64 kid, just for laughs. Don't forget to watch a kitten get a bath in a water re-filler (what?) underneath the video.
Gamestop and EB trash old strat guides. Usually the guides are thrown away if they haven't sold within 6 to 8 months. There's no way in hell that guy found a FF IX strat guide at Gamestop 3 days ago.
I hate people like that, making shit up just to stir up prahlems. But that's the internet, so whatever.
I did my time at EB for 2 1/2 years and I didn't push shit on people even though it was my job. I sold them what they wanted and when they asked what to buy, I told them flat out what was good and what sucked. Where's the site applauding geniuses such as myself?
Don't fret, it's probably us. Either way that link you clicked to find yourself here is more than likely our fault. Though if you just went around typing weird URL's to try and find something strange you really have no one to blame but yourself for the position you find yourself in.
Suffice to say we've found ourselves at a bit of a dead-end, and you can go back to the homepage by clicking our logo, or enjoy one of our favorite stories found over on the sidebar. Sorry you found yourself here, and I hope you find something else you'd like to read.
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It was suppose to be an Animal shower they were showing off at a convention and claimed that usually the cats liked it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
hahah seriously that cat is freakin the fuck out.
If DirecTV could do that channel and 24 hours of The Knife Show, I'd never leave the house.
Gamestop and EB trash old strat guides. Usually the guides are thrown away if they haven't sold within 6 to 8 months. There's no way in hell that guy found a FF IX strat guide at Gamestop 3 days ago.
I hate people like that, making shit up just to stir up prahlems. But that's the internet, so whatever.
Do I detect hostility? Ex-EB employee?
Whoops, one of us made a mistake.
Don't fret, it's probably us. Either way that link you clicked to find yourself here is more than likely our fault. Though if you just went around typing weird URL's to try and find something strange you really have no one to blame but yourself for the position you find yourself in.
Suffice to say we've found ourselves at a bit of a dead-end, and you can go back to the homepage by clicking our logo, or enjoy one of our favorite stories found over on the sidebar. Sorry you found yourself here, and I hope you find something else you'd like to read.
Also, I have to find a way to make that 300 X360.