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internet fight
& zero!
/is 23 btw
shit cock balls poop fart!
/is almost 24
It's also sad that he looks like a neanderthal in that avatar.
Like those people are the aristocrats of the gaming community.
"I do say, that desturctoid.com has some growing up to do."
"indeed."
"Games are quite the serious subject matter!"
Huh? Oh.. toilet humor.. right.
*acts 15*
BOOBS!
Looked like a 1.
1up.com
Coincidence?
But then again, he didn't use poop jokes, so I wasn't interested.
I've got kids as old as many of the members here, but I'd be just as interested in fart jokes, the occasional condom photoshop job, or B00BS, seeing less and less of them as the years goes on, I think I'd be more and more interested...
Does that make everyone here as mature as me, or me as mature as everyone here?
It makes Ryan a dumbazz, but thanxxx for playing.... though I used to have a close friend back in the day named Scott Ryan... I wonder if they are related...
the bucket.
There's a shit joke.
-burn
1up has cereal members with no sense of humor
I luv you guys.
*beams brightly again*
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.
Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out
Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.
Gas-sy Poopie
The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Corn Poopie
(Self explanatory)
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper Class Poopie
The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.
The Suprise Poopie
You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
I don't want the people from these, clearly better, gaming sites to think I'm layme! OH NOES! Right, fuck you all, I'm going somewhere with no humour, then I shall be safe... oh, and Digg will love me again.
Internets matter.
Well, I'm glad DToid appealed to funnydale (who's name is quite disingenuous) long enough for him to join here and post a number of times. Way to play it, fag-wagon.
And look at his fucking icon! The only way to make it more pretentious is to filter it in sepia tone.
Anywho. I posted something on the blog. My username is Hated_Youth and I have the same picture I have on here as my avatar. A picture of meeeself. And no, I didn't sign up right when I saw that. I've been a 1up member for a while. I'm a lurker on that site because I only care for the podcasts.
And Ryan's unimportant to GWF. He talks twice in each podcasts. Guy's a morbid douche.
I believe games can be considered fart, I just don't consider them high-fart. There is a difference.