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Things that Mass Effect Remind me of
Snaileb \| 11:43 AM on 12.03.2007	31 comments

I cannot stress how much I love this game. Actually, I am going to try, but like all good things on the internet it's awesomeness can only be concieved in one true form : A list.
I might get shamed on for this, especially since it's NOT a top ten list, but I'll try and make good with the bad. Oh yeah 11/10 all the way.

Things Mass Effect remind me of :

Alien sex.
Blue pussy.
Star Wars.
Star Trek, but with more blue pussy.
Long and boring lectures.
The future.
Does the future have reloading?
Sometimes my mom. She has weird hair.
British people saying Marmalade.
Rev Ant being picky and spoiled about most video games.
Future herpes.

Video games that Mass Effect reminds me of :

Grand Theft Auto (The targeting controls, and space hookers!)
Gears of War (3rd person view)
Resident Evil (Space zombies!)
Rainbow Six Vegas (Cover system, and.. space.. terrorists?)
Blaster Master ( <3 Mako )
Space Quest (Point and Click.. IN SPACE!)
Final Fantasy (An RPG, but with less furries)
Jenna Jamesons Spacey Sex Sim 6. (The blue pussy is actually sweet and sour chicken)
Bioshock (Hacking!)
Portal (Because there is no cake.)
Metal Gear Solid (Tank like aiming, and excellent voice acting)
Tazar says : every shitty game ever (bulletwitch...oops not bulletwitch that game is amazing KITTEHS!)
Bahamut_Zero says : Audio tapes about space. Any hippy opinions are revoked from here on

Things I hope for in Mass Effect 2; The Effection.

More talking. No, seriously..
Spaceship battles! PEW PEW!
Paligamy.
Upgradable Mako, or upgradable ship parts.
Space kitties.
Always have the option to shoot the perosn in the dialouge sequences.
A British option (Language options. Japanese Aliens? Mexican Keepers?)
Less Summa Shepard. I mean texture pop up.
More than 4 different gun types.
World Editor (I'd make a Snail World, and send it via XBL to people)
More customization. Preferably boob size.

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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31

Bob Muir

So I'm not the only one who thought he looked like Summa.

bottled dark

Blue pussy.

lol

Rockvillian

No space kitties? What?

Aerox

Clearly in the future Americans have conquered the world and eliminated everyone else, which is why there's no Japanese or Mexican people in the game and everyone has an American accent. and there will be no British option.

-D-

Mass Effect reminds me of a game that is sitting there waiting for me to beat other games so that I may enjoy it.

Maurice Tan

Mass Effect reminded me of having my own personal SG1 team as well.

Things I want in ME2:
-Hyper-elevators that go faster than running to the teleport system.
-An inventory warning before I open my inventory and have to discard 30 new assault rifles and shotguns
-A bigger inventory
-Using Omni-Gel to craft items

The Incredible Edible Egg

Lawls, no reloading in the future = win. Also, saves time.

king3vbo

For all its flaws, Mass Effect is still epic. I NEED MOAR WHEEL DIALOG!!!

GuitarAtomik

Oh man, space battles would fucking rule. Also what Pew said.

Snaileb

Pew that's brilliant! Omni Gel use for anything than the one thing it's intended for would be fantastic, and not to mention your incredible observation of lengthy elevator sequences.

Cereally.

ArrestedDeveloper

agreed, Mass Effect is awesome despite it's foibles. I'm playing through a second time and I just want to say the sniper rifle sucks balls, at least in the first couple hours. I feel like I'm Micheal J. Fox trying to take a shot with that thing.

@Pew
There is an inventory warning when you have about 15 slots left, I got it many times.

Cowzilla3

Now Mass Effect will remind me of Snaileb wich in turn will remind of that fateful winter night not long ago where he and I met at a secluded cabin in the woods and...well lets just say there was no television for playing games.

hammburglar

i think more so than anything it reminded me of halo (just the story) i mean even avina looked like cortana. protheans extinct race that were responsible for all their technology. kinda sounds like the forerunners. saren activating the mass effect relay in the citadel that would eventually kill everyone in the galaxy. isnt that what the covenant was doing. but replace the relay with a big ring. maybe its just me. oh well still a great game. woo hoo halo rpg

Electrobes

Man after that description I almost want to piss off the wife by getting that game just to experience this awesomeness.

Kryptinite

I love that damn game. It took me 26 hours to beat and I did everything you can do except the side quest that had you going to every planet looking for gases, artifacts, dog tags, and whatever else shit you can find. Also, I never got the inventory warning because I either omni-gelled or sold all my shit. I ended up with 2.2 million credits.

BahamutZero

"Always have the option to shoot the perosn in the dialouge sequences."

hahahahahahaha WIN

yeah the next game is going to be the greatest game since mass effect one. also space battles, and fix the fucking mako (BOTH JOYSTICKS TURN IT? WHAT THE FUCK)

BahamutZero

also lol at michael J Fox targeting system

Snaileb

By the time my guy was a decked out space overlord, he held his sniper aim very well. The joysticks controlling the mako pissed me off a bit, till I found out it's almost impossible to flip because it's so top heavy.

That makes the mako like a cat, and with that I have done some insane stunts, including a double barrel roll. I did knock it on it's back just once, and the camera turned around upside down with the mako and it fucked it all up.

Rogue Trooper

So I'm not the only one who has trouble with the sniper rifle? Because I don't even bother using it.

BahamutZero

yeah trooper you gotta boost the stats like a motherfucker before its useful at all, but then its actually pretty nasty. and I love the sound it makes

itemforty

I want to play this game so I can hate it too, just like you Snail.

ArrestedDeveloper

Another thing I love about Mass Effect is the fact that after you beat it and depending on what achievements you get it unlocks bonus options for your next character. Ex. Second time through I'm playing as a Sentinel, (half tech, half soldier) standard I can use pistol and sniper rifle and some tech abilities. Well since I played through the first time as a vanguard and unlocked the warp mastery, lift mastery, throw mastery, barrier mastery and shotgun expert achievements, I now can choose one of those skills as a bonus for any character I make from here on out. Needless to say I can now lift geth into the air and snipe them with my gun.

JRisJunior

@ArrestedDeveloper

remind me to do that.

nademagnet

Did anyone else end up Nuking the human chick?

Snaileb

Spoilers Nademagnet. Yes I did. Fuck Ashley.

Kryptinite

@nademagnet

Yes..yes i did.

Eschatos

Try using Omni-Gel as lube.

Samit Sarkar

Since Mass Effect is a singular noun, your title should say, �Things that Mass Effect reminds me of.� That is all.

Snaileb

I fail at grammar, I know. I mean, what the crap am I doing on the internet without a proper internet education?

Fucks sake.

Snaileb

<3 BronxBomber

Samit Sarkar

*Sigh* It�s hard to correct grammar/spelling/punctuation/etc. on the internet without coming off as a dick, so for that, I�m sorry. I literally had nothing else to say because I don�t have a 360 and haven�t played (nor do I have any plans to play) Mass Effect. I think I�m going to include something about constructive criticism in my (already way too long) profile.

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